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• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• When I close my eyes, I see New York
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• A knock there was upon the door
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• When I Was Cruel
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• There Was a Child Went Forth
• back when our blood was still warm
• man when you are telling me how it was
• Why matter cannot reach the speed of light
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• When I went back in time to kill you
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• When you see smoke under the Golden Gate Bridge
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• What really happens when boy meets girl
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• Behind Closed Doors with Joan Lunden
• When I Consider How My Light Is Spent
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• When I was your age
• When I was young Time had no wings
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• When the traffic lights switch to "blinking red" for the night
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Why Socrates was really executed
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• Close the door before you leave
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• When I Was a Lad
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• When I was five
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• When she was bad
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• When I was 9
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• When we see the early signs of daylight fading, we leave just before it's gone.
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• Where the floodwaters went after the flood was over
• When the Ram and the Pig Went to the Forest to Live on Their Own
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Back when grunge was still cool
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• Behind Closed Doors
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Close the door
• the horrible gift was really quite right
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• See the stars up close and personal! Perfect for ages 9 to 99!
• When I see you, I remember what we shared, and what you left behind.
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• When I was ten years old
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• There was a time when I was a better person
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• The man who sees through closed eyes
• When night taught you to let light talk
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• When I Was a Boy
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• see the light
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• November 4, 1995
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• I See the Door
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• Adam really was the first man
• When touch was simple
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• When I was young
• When I was Fair and Young
• When I Heard at the Close of Day
• Do you remember when Everything was small?
• Der Mensch ist, was er ißt
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• Shiawase wa Tsumi no Nioi
• Free Speech Was Threatened Again In The 21th Century: Another History Chapter
• The night was alive, and so was I
• One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
• Running a BBS
• Duvall, Washington
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• She was cilantro, jalapeņo, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
• Bingu wa Mutharika
• I Thought I Was A Child
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• I was the shadow of the waxwing slain
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• It was a green field and a pleasant day
• What if all the web designers just gave up and went home?
• I am not one of the millions that went in. I am one of the few that came out.
• When I first met you
• The truth and who I am when I look at it
• It only hurts when I breathe
• When cats rub you
• When Your Heartstrings Break
• My body is a toaster when it comes to sleep
• When were the gospels written?
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• How not to faint when you can't move
• When phone systems attack
• When it's done
• Chuck Close
• Laugh when threatened
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• When averted glances become the same as a stare
• When too much Dungeons and Dragons changes your religion
• Martin's Close
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• Door County, Wisconsin
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• The Side Door
• How to work an airplane toilet door lock from the outside
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Bring me porn, give me swinging doors
• When Bobby Comes Down
• When Society Becomes an Addict
• Electric Light Orchestra
• When (user)
• Rising of the Lights
• when the time comes
• Best Light
• when she saw the funny side, we introduced my child bride to whisky and gin
• The Light Princess: Chapter 1
• What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
• Speculation: How a Lightsaber works
• People don't flail when they die
• center brake light
• Well, when the president does it that means that it is not illegal.
• more light for falling in love
• sleeping with the light on

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