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• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• I broke up with God and my girlfriend, all in the same week
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• There was no one waiting for me...
• Once there was a way...
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• There was a land where lived no violets
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• I was relieved to find my services no longer required
• They grow up. No one told me.
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• At that time I was taken up with alchemy
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• The zeal of thine house hath eaten me up
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• No shit, there I was
• I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• There Was No Leak
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• It was not death, for I stood up
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• I don't think the sun was up
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• Before you, there was me
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• Unfortunately, there was no applause
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The reason Shiite imam was based on the house of Hussein and not the house of Hassan
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• Up, down, flying around... (e2poll)
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Board Up The House
• There is a silence in my heart, and your voice no longer breaks it
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• Don't wait up for me
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• The Girl Was a Guy
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• Tomorrow is the day after I wake up
• up the hill, houses and the ghosts of two dogs
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• Fold Me Up
• The first five minutes after I wake up
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• Clean up after the Baby Boomers
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
• Calling boys and hanging up
• Wake me up if you still want me
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• I look around and see only sandals. Looking up I find myself in the presence of Gods.
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• Bitch set me up!
• Shag Me Up The Botty (user)
• What was left after the party
• O Lord Thou crackest me up
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Stand Up Guy
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
• This node was made for you and me
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Your angel stayed long after everything else was gone
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• After a six-month diet of blues and greys I was back to white. I was an empty plate.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• As of now you are no longer able to openly disagree with me
• Whose coat is that jacket hanging up on the floor?
• Come Pick Me Up
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• Would you love me if I was a worm
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• Deliver me from a place where there are no scars.
• You Never Wash Up After Yourself
• We no longer celebrate what makes us the same, only what makes us different.
• You take up too much space
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• Throw me to the sky and let the clouds tear me up
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• When not to break up with your girlfriend
• man when you are telling me how it was
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• The day I found out I was a guy
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• She cleaned up for me at least.
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• I was a nice guy once
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• I woke up this morning with a dog in my house.
• Dreaming up the Blue Door House
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• I was me before being me was cool.
• The House on the Island Where She Was Born
• Come on up to the House
• When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese

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