Findings:
- The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
- we will become a happy ending
- You'll own nothing, and you will be happy
- It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
- Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
- What life after death will really be like
- throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
- On the comet there will be much pie
- Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
- Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- Will I cease to be
- The next life will be better
- Pay attention, this will be important later
- This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
- AI should be our top priority.
- My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
- Carl Everett
- If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
- Don't worry, Be Happy!
- There will never be another you
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
- my promise is broken—words will never be over
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- This love will be your downfall.
- One Day I Will Be The Summer
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- there will be a last
- False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- The end will be a sellout
- I will always be weird inside
- This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
- These trains will be the death of me yet
- Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
- The revolution will not be webcast
- You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
- Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
- Survivors will be prosecuted
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- Everything will be alright
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- Soon I Will Be Invincible
- I will be light
- This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
- I will be your young sinner
- Someday, I will be strong
- X is the Y of the future, and always will be
- It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
- When night falls, I will be waiting for you
- Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
- We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
- You will be assimilated
- Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- This Will Be Laughing Week
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- I Just Want You To Be Happy
- In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
- The revolution will not be televised
- Boys will be boys
- Marks which will never be broken
- Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
- In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
- Should I be happy?
- All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
- the world will be remade in our image
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
- Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
- node that will be my legacy
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- the road ahead will be bumpy
- They will not be named!
- There Will Be Blood
- Will I be allowed back in the building?
- Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
- We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
- The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
- The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- If the earth won't be still, than I will.
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- It will never be just you
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- It will be good when I am leader
- The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
- life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
- Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
- Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
- Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
- I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
- non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
- The television will not be revolutionized
- The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
- all the cute guys will be there
- Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
- Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
- There will be time
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
- I fear I will be nothing
- The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
- There will be nobody there to shed a tear
- Even the dead will not be safe
- If you tolerate this your children will be next
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- To be this good will take Sega ages
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
- When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- Why Deeahblita will never be late again
- All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
- You will be wrong. Embrace it.
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- Who Will Be There
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- This will be the hardest thing you ever do
- This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
- so that all her children will be adventurers in light
- Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
- And there will be whores and rumors of whores
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- Chant and be Happy
- Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
- The Revolution will be televised
- All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
- My RPG will be a work of art
- I will always be in the details
- I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
- Will you please be quiet, please?
- Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
- I will be in my trailer!
- It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
- "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
- The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
- I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- If it be your will
- There will be no more stories to read
- Will I be given that chance?
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
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