Findings:

• Guitar strings don't make good tattoo needles
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• When you go on a quest for revenge, make sure to dig two graves
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• We don't make good wives
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Two wrongs don't make right
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• TV 'Friends' make for good friends
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• Stoned music memories
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• It will be good when I am leader
• If we don't make words, words will make us
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Sorry, we don't make that in YOUR size
• Two old friends meeting on a mist-covered bridge
• For when you and your shiftless friends finally go home
• Blue and Yellow Don't Make Green
• What makes a good person?
• When people say destroying a work of art is good
• I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• When I tighten you, you make the noise
• The color that makes you look good
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Friends don't let friends node drunk
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• I just don't know when to quit.
• For when you and your shiftless friends are confused again
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• A Good Friend
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• Alfredo sauce
• lunch with a good friend
• What makes music good
• Good Friday Agreement : Strand Two
• good vs. well
• Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
• how our atheist gold fish makes friends in this holy water
• She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
• When life gives you lemons make lemonade
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• you breathe when your body makes you
• Make the computer work? I'll need two black candles and a chicken.
• When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
• Make Good
• How to make friends, from a friend.
• Lucky Charms Don't Make You Lucky
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• People don't flail when they die
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• i don't love e2. i love when it touches the ideal.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• For when you and your shiftless friends are wasting your time on chat
• How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
• Even if they're really good friends, you shouldn't trust a couple hundred friends with your secrets
• Going With Two Dating Friends To A Movie
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Duct tape does not make a good bra
• When good code goes bad
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 7: It is a Good Day to Fly
• For my good friend, with child.
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Dr's hospital adventure: Even the hospital food smells good when...
• Do giraffes make good targets for lightning?
• Tuning a bad piano doesn't make it a good piano
• When Good King Arthur Ruled This Land
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• When good cats go bald
• Summer Make Good
• when the weather's good we get the wood
• The whole world smells like a laundromat and bud. Good bud, bud that makes you feel like the early days. Take your bong to the laundromat. Pass it around.
• Make It Good
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• Geeks make good lovers
• two positives never make a negative
• This song is so good it can make your ears pop
• Two condoms, she makes me wear
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Brown Shoes Don't Make It
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• Good Girls Don't
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• Why don't search engines make use of NLP?
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• don't throw good money after bad
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• Don't lick stuff when it's cold
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• we don't move with the waves. The two of us, a quiet ocean roaring somewhere in its depths
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• Why don't we become completely independent and make our own everything
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Friends don't let friends drink Starbucks
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• For when you and your shiftless friends are temporarily amused
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• For when you and your shiftless friends go shopping
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• Brainy people make the best friends
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• How to Make Friends and Influence People
• when music is your quest, then both sound and silence are your friends
• Letter to a good friend long far-flung
• Random acts of violence are great ways to make friends
• He's a good guy friend
• don't hesitate when small obstacles appear
• Don't Make Me Think
• That phone call you don't want to make
• How to Make Friends and Hide Junkies
• An Andarian Lab Technician Makes a Friend
• If we're such good friends
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• My Fine Feathered Friends, chapter 5: In Which Ruth Makes a Mistake
• It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.
• My friends, I bring you the good news: Jesus Christ made a fucking sandwich
• When impressing friends with food
• Letter from a good friend long far-flung
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End

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