Findings:

• Everyone tells their own story with them as the star
• Tell me a story about flowers
• Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
• Dead Men Tell No Tales: A True Ghost Story
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• Tell me a story about trains
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• Tell me a story about elephants
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• the cat tells Oaf a story about wizards
• Tell me a story about plains
• Tell me a story about rains
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• I could tell you some stories
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• Tell me a story about clouds
• tell me a story about lesbians
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• Tell me a story about cranes
• Tell me a story about drains
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• Tell me a story about brains
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• Tell me a story about mains
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• Humane Society - Stories about Tragedy and Golf (introduction) (document)
• All About My Mother
• Another story about Mia
• Some Questions About Fizziks
• Dead Men Tell No Tales
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Shall I scare you with the truth? Or tell the pretty lie?
• Dead links in writeups
• a story about the electrostatic force
• A Very Sad Story About a Frog and a Banjo
• Things nobody tells you about the south pole
• a story about archery
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• Bringing them back from the dead
• When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
• We can't heal a broken arm with some pretty band-aids.
• You love these machines. These machines are dead: a love story.
• A Story about a Phone Call
• O tell me the truth about love
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• This is a story about
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• Don't tell me about her
• A story about Mia and church
• A story about Mia
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• A Story About Mia and Space
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• the flags are all dead at the tops of their poles
• some girls find older chaps pretty kinky
• The Monkeys and Their Mother
• Some kiss with their eyes closed
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
• A dead bird and a drunken father
• Stories about Snakes
• A short story about a tremendous difference of opinion
• Things I need to tell my teenaged daughters about boys
• Three stories about pets
• Being accurate about the small things is more important than getting the story fundamentally right
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Why I no longer care about pretty girls
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• A Story About How Evil Wal-Mart Is
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• The Story About Success
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• This story about a misanthropist is not about who you think it is about
• Stories about Mia (category)
• A small story about Mia
• Two stories about Mia
• A story about watertowers
• "true" story about Poincaré's baker
• Some things in the graveyard aren't dead
• We left our dead where they lay and the sand preserved them
• dead insects are flipped over on their backs
• A Story About Magic
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• Tell Balgeary, Balgury Is Dead
• memories are a mob of dead ex-girlfriends standing outside your bedroom window, their heads and shoulders shelves for snow.
• Letter to the mother of a dead friend
• Everyone has a dead girlfriend story (category)
• I walk triumphantly through a sea of dead things. I am their master.
• The morning I found my mother dead
• These dead open their bodies to the living like a door
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• Living for the reasons of the dead that moved to paper from their heads
• Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
• dress the pretty lady, write the stories, design the poems
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• The dead float and whisper their song
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• As bad cop stories go, this one is pretty weaksauce
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• I could tell by all of her dead house plants
• Stories about the injury of male genitalia
• A Story about Mia's Shadow
• Tell me about your secret places
• A Story about Berlin
• Tell me about your faith
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Some thoughts about the Language of Thought
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• About some girl
• Interview With A Former Soccer Star
• stories about strangers
• The Story About Ping
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• Some things I've learned about not smoking
• Two stories about a wedding band
• Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Other things nobody tells you about the south pole
• A Story about Glittering Furniture
• talking shit about a pretty sunset
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• Tell me about my contradictions
• A story about a person I do not know
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• A story about Mia and stars
• I have more stories about trains for you
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Eight stories about silk
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• A funny story about my Egyptian Grandmother
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• Rugby players eat their dead
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Story about a man
• Everyone has a dead bird story
• A short story about a relative
• People who carp about their jobs
• A story about Mia and the sea
• The best part of having a roommate is getting to bitch about them incessantly
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about

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