Findings:

• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• I never thought it would be like this
• you pretend to be the moon
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• It must be morning when she dreams.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• it would be in everybody’s best interest if there were more creative and critical thinkers analyzing the situation and broadcasting their observations
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• We Thought You Would Be Prettier
• At night, her eyes closed, she would
• She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• That Would Be Enough
• Where would America be without Canada?
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• She always confused her greys with white.
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• Of course the inmates are running the asylum, who else would be crazy enough?
• You mean the me that you would be
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• The best kind of bartender
• eternity would be boring
• I always wanted to be a superhero
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Mind without body
• A whimper would be fine
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• I will always be weird inside
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• Life without music would be a mistake
• it would be hilarious if only
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• She could be a businesswoman
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• She teaches a night class. Psychology 100, to be precise.
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• If you would be seated
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• They knew what our pain would be.
• She Had to Be Sure
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• If you would be so kind
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• It Could Always Be Worse
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• some of the pain that she endures would bring a strong man to his knees
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• what would it take to be serene again?
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
• Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• play dumb
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
• That would be me
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• That I Would Be Good
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Just to see what it would be like
• A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• She always was devious in her beauty
• She must be what cocaine is like
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• We are what we pretend to be
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• she couldn’t go and be beautiful
• I Always Knew I Would Fall in Love with a Blue-Eyed Girl
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• I will always be in the details
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• I want the real you - not this superficial being you pretend to be
• She was too beautiful to be human
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Always Be My Baby
• I don't always want you to be nice
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• would you like some salt?

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