Findings:

• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• telling people what they don't need to know
• My breasts are lame, they don't even have a built-in minibar
• People want what they cannot have
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• People don't flail when they die
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• I don't believe in people
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• Capitalize, please
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• You stole what they would have given you
• worse things have happened to better people
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Why don't I have votes today?
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
• Things you give people that they keep
• Baptist jokes
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Animals people have sex with
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• cat haters
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• They don't touch me the same way
• Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• People who don't read
• People have fucked up before
• They Have a Word for It
• They have taken enough
• I have a punklin and you don't
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• Don't encourage people to read
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• sam, they dont liste (user)
• people who don't exist
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• They don't know what they're missing
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Dead people I have known
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• No, I don't have channel 11
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• When you kill people they die
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
• Using a command line
• nodeshells that can't be filled because they are locked and all of the editors have gone
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Rape committed by women
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• You don't have to remember my name
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• You don't have any real problems
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• They must have faces
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• I don't have a television set
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• Things people don't want to hear
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Type A blood
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Stoned music memories

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