One of the many fatal conditions
that is common among smokers
. This condition
always happens at the worst of times, like when you have no money
, or you are 2 hours away from the nearest store. Also frequently happens in bars
where smokes cost $7.50 (CDN).
may feel the following uncontrollable
symptoms: extreme uneasyness, irritability
, intense craving
Commonly used statements from people affected by this nasty condition:
- "Damn, I really need to quit.."
- "Hey man, can I bum a smoke?"
- "Ray.. lend me 6 bucks.."
- "I'll give you a dollar for one.. please? PLEASE!!!!"
- "You are such a lifesaver!"
If you see one of your friends displaying two or more of these symptoms, call the the nearest convenience store
There are only two known cures: somehow get your hands on a cigarette
, or wait a couple of weeks for your body to stop craving nicotine
should be avoided at all costs
through one of the following methods:
Remember: People who don't smoke will never die
- Quit/don't start smoking
or more preferably:
- Find the $6 required for another pack and chainsmoke for half an hour... mmmm