Findings:

• distort (user)
• Distort
• Distorted Thinking
• distorted gender roles
• distort reality
• the streets are distorted and strange
• Distorted Penguins
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• to distort thorax dimensions and mating rituals go awry, population of the hive has fallen dramatically and we are all doomed to piss hell
• Omit needless words
• omit
• omit (user)
• the wise mapmaker omits his home
• or
• Glen or Glenda
• Exclusive Or
• Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
• Dead or Alive
• and/or
• Portland, Oregon
• Man... or Astro-man?
• male or female
• Bad command or file name
• Sweet Thames, run softly, for I speak not loud or long
• Bobby Orr
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Your place or mine?
• Skate or Die
• My country, right or wrong!
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• 54-40 or fight!
• Do not bend, fold or mutilate
• Do or do not, there is no try
• Red or Blue Pill
• Subtitled or Dubbed?
• To be or not to be
• For Better or For Worse
• Smurfette really wasn't a "smurf" nor an "ette"
• Our way or the highway
• Heaven or Las Vegas
• Truth or Dare
• Trick or treat
• Queen or country?
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• Jan Ors
• -or
• Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
• Abort, Retry, or Fail?
• Are you in the light or in the dark?
• Is language innate or learned?
• paper or plastic
• more or less
• Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
• Red Mead, or Metheglin Wine
• Technological or Media Determinism
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• Lila or a Lie
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Pair or Single
• Take it or leave it
• Broiled Blackened Chicken or Fish
• Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
• Void where prohibited or taxed
• Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
• Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
• St. John's or St. John?
• Sew or Staple?
• Am I or am I not a corporate slave?
• Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 4.4 'and' and 'or'
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• A Respectful Ode to a Person of Indeterminate or Irrelevant Gender
• Windows 95/98 - an OS or a virus
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• Abused or neglected children
• Live Free Or Die!
• shift left (or right) logical
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• Spit or swallow?
• Invalid HTML using "h1" in "ol" or "ul" tags
• Invalid HTML using "li" without "ol" or "ul" tags
• 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
• Bikini or thong?
• Win, Lose, or Draw
• Your Money or Your Life
• Squid or Sailor?
• island or lake?
• sooner or later
• Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
• Ripley's Believe it or Not!
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• Be a model or just look like one
• Reid-ing Hume, or Ex-hume-ing Reid
• To Stir or Not to Stir
• Opening champagne or sparkling wine
• Working hard, or hardly working?
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• believe it or not
• Either/Or
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• The answer is usually "Fine," whether or not you are fine
• Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
• Am I in love or still on crack?
• any way, shape or form
• Ack! My rice is ruined! Or is it?
• or what?
• Cooking for One
• is that a siren or a saxophone?
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Perl: Converting an integer or float to currency
• The Lady, or the Tiger?
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• Is this the last four years or what?
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• Is electricity lazy or smart?
• When writers use Latin
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest?
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest? Part 2
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• Why women should carry the condoms OR the moist towelette theory
• indulgence or indictment
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• Wax, or the Discovery of Television Among the Bees
• Ten stars or so
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• No drugs or money kept in box. Blood and urine specimens only.
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Is it less painful to drown in salt water or fresh water?
• In my craft or sullen art
• New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
• Good Beat, Easy to Dance To (or The Bottom Line)
• Drug Related Terms: Adverse Effects or Reactions
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Spring Break, 2000 and/or Frank, revisited
• I may or may not have been naked
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
• Potential or Reality?
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• In the bathtub or on the bed, looking down
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• Now or Never
• If you had to become deaf or blind...
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Animal, vegetable or mineral
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Taking your fiance's last name
• Sex in Education; or, A Fair Chance for the Girls
• Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Should I stay or should I go?
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Is music written or discovered?
• Billionaires for Bush (or Gore)

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