Findings:

• You know you've been hacking too long when
• You know you've been away from home too long
• You know when you've been Jesuited
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
• Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• Once you realize you're in charge of your own mood, you've only got yourself to blame.
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• You've won... NOTHING!
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• You can only play the cards you've been dealt
• Now is the time when I start: Drink
• When I am stronger than now
• You've been a Noder how long? A Completely Token E2versary Pretext for a London Britnoder Picnic
• love like you've never been hurt
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
• You've Been Dumped
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• So couch, I hear you've been sleeping with her
• Nothing Matters When We're Dancing
• you realize death means nothing
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• The Moment When Nothing Happened
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• Now my bed has been crushed by nodeshells
• Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• Now I'm Nothing
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• You know you've done psychedelic drugs
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• So you've been diagnosed with a trendy mental illness
• somewhere, when I realize who I am
• I realize that I've been missing the backs of necks
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• Nothing can stop me now
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• When you are smart, nothing is true
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• You've Been Borged! (document)
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• When the roof is caving in and the walls are crumbling and you sit back and realize it's beautiful
• You've been warned.
• You've Been Framed
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
• you know you've been caught
• Maybe You've Been Brainwashed Too
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• When I watch the living meet
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Columbia exploded?
• When is the North Pole
• When Society Becomes an Addict
• Things to consider when buying glasses
• Venus, when she is the evening star
• It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• What you see when the night light shines through your rain-speckled glasses
• It will be good when I am leader
• when they take my blood
• IMDB entry: You've gained Experience!
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• I've Never Been to Me
• I've been dead a long time
• I've been on the net (user)
• Jack in the Box
• white box testing
• Your poem must fit entirely in the box below to be eligible for the contest
• automatic self-cleaning litter box
• Donation Box (superdoc)
• New Jersey Trilogy Boxed Set Box
• Box Drawing
• box (user)
• Darwin's Black Box
• getting a box from my local library
• apropos of nothing
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• There's nothing sadder than an unemployed stripper with a sick car at Christmas time
• A friendly little reminder that nothing can last forever
• Nothing is impossible
• A Mathematical Adventure, or, How I Spent an Afternoon Proving Nothing
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• Music was better in the old days
• I am now a college graduate
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• water moves, beneath the ice. now is almost time -
• ApocoCrisp Now
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• Porklips Now
• Now and Then, Here and There
• Now that was a scary ending
• This place is different now
• what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
• Burke and Hare the Movie, starring Simon Pegg, as allegory for a corrupt system then and now
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• realized eschatology
• I sold my soul to the Devil for Christ
• When I was your age
• When I Read the Book
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• I know when the world will end
• I only smoke when I drink
• When you had left our pirate fold
• When the law's on your side
• Summer never answers when you call
• Never install PCI cards when the power supply is on
• only when you cannot hear
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• When We Recovered
• When too much Dungeons and Dragons changes your religion
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• portable mp3 player
• When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
• When we were little kids, running
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• Things to consider when preparing an acceptance speech
• When you came
• Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
• When the Ocean existed outside of encyclopedias
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• When she sleeps, is she not moving her legs aside for an unknown garrison?
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• When life hands you lemons, throw them back.
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• Some Haikus I Wrote When We Went to the Keys
• sit in the corner and think about what you've done
• the truest thing you've ever heard
• been through the fire
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant

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