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• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• Make of that what you will. I know I have.
• i know that the ones who love us will miss us
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• No one knows my plan
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• No One Knows Who I Am
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• The good crew will know what its captain would do
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• They grow up. No one told me.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• Will I ever know?
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• Will no one help the widow's son?
• Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• If No One Will Love Me
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• because I have given up any care
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• How would you know? And how could you ever know?
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• A sad reminder that you will inevitably lose everything you ever gain
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• The tattoo phenomenon
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• They Had No Poet
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• the only comfort we could ever have
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• What have the Spanish ever done for us
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• How could you ever have enough?
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• if you had it as an option, would you take it?
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• We have had enough of your beige
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• I have had enough of Survivor
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• I Had No Right
• Questions I have had today
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• Have you ever thought
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
• in case the sun ever would conquer the earth
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• An Impassioned Case for Why Predator is One of the Greatest Films Ever Made
• You don't have any real problems
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?

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