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Matchbook
(
thing
)
by
Roland
Tue Dec 12 2000 at 3:43:17
Definition
:
Matchbook
:
Item used to set
fire
to something (i.e. a
cigarette
,
grill
, etc.)
Item used to initiate a
stupid bar trick
Item used to collect
valuable
information
(requires
pen
or
pencil
)
Item used to cause
third degree burns
(if not used according to
directions
)
Note: Matchbooks can be found at almost any
convenience store
at little or no
cost
.
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Conjurer
forefinger
Grill
convenience store
cigarette
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