Let me hate for you. I'm great at it! Much better than you... of course... because I hate you.
I can hate anyone you want me to hate...
I can hate whites, blacks, Jews, gays, short people, tall people, Asians...
hell I can even hate inanimate objects like computers, cars, toasters and the French.
You know why? Because I don't want to make money, folks, I just love to hate.
I will hate with perfect clarity of my entire being -
I'll devote my hate to your hate. I have a full staff of bigots, rednecks, extremists,
diehard homophobes, fundamentalists, racists, chauvinists, hypocrites and xenophobes who
can advise me on just exactly how to polarize and isolate others to your specifications.
And this is QUALITY hate... I won't fall back into the old routine of hate and then redemption...
Not me, no way... I'm dedicated to your personal hate satisfaction.
I'll even hate God if that's what you order... hell, I already do!
So it won't be that much of a stretch.
Bring me your hate needs and I will fulfill them!
Let me hate them so you don't have to!