Often, a person who calls himself an intellectual is actually just a
pretentious ninny who cares more for his or her own
ego gratification than living the so-called "
life of the mind".
If they claim to be an
expert on a certain topic (
art,
science fiction,
computers,
philosophy, high
literature, or
whatever) but can provide no real
insight into the
topic other than their own unsubstantiated
opinions, they're a
snob. Feel free to
ignore them.
If they offer high-minded
definitions of "intellectual" that boil down to: "All the
TV shows/
movies/
authors/
clothing/
operating systems I
like are what
all intellectuals like," then they're a
dork who wants to
pretend to have an
IQ. Feel free to
ignore them.
If they like to talk about how
smart they and their
friends are and about how
stupid and
worthless "
normal"
human beings are, then they're an
elitist. Feel free to
kick their ass.
Here's a
funny and
true story which you may enjoy. When I started
college many, many years ago, I was able to get into the school's honors
English course. On the first day of class, the
professor asked everyone to
introduce themselves, and tell the class who their favorite
authors were. I'd set myself up in my traditional seating place at the back corner of the room, so everyone got to introduce themselves before I did. Every single person in the class--all of them
freshmen, none of them over 20 years old--started listing off
writers like
Plato,
Aristotle,
Dostoevsky,
Moliere,
Wordsworth,
Voltaire--all great writers, but not the kind of guys you normally read for
pleasure and not the kind you read when you're that
young unless you're wanting to
impress people with how
smart you are.
So when it was my turn, I stood up and loudly announced my favorite authors--
Stephen King and
Agatha Christie. Ye gods, did they all act stunned. I'd brought
sin into their House of Learning!
Popular writers? Read by
commoners?
It was like I'd peed on a nun. I must admit that I'm proud that none of them spoke to me for the rest of the semester.
But I
graduated on time. Which is more than you can say for 90% of the students in that class. Most of them had
dropped out or
flunked out before their junior years...