Findings:

• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• Where would America be without Canada?
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• Would you want to live there?
• There will be no more stories to read
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• I never thought it would be like this
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
• The hope that one of us would learn to swim
• you had to be there
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• There ought to be limits to freedom
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1597
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• Soon to be off the air
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Who Will Be There
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• There will never be another you
• Saint Nicholas of Myra
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Just to see what it would be like
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• The best kind of bartender
• A whimper would be fine
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• There is some place I need to be
• Life without music would be a mistake
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Nicholas Hope
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• There is infinite hope, but not for us
• eternity would be boring
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• There are times when they seem to be right
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• Where's the kaboom?
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• There will be time
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• If there is hope, it lies in the proles
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• There Will Be Blood
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Some things that fly there be
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• there is very little that all christians would agree on
• There need to be more powers
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• there will be a last
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• On the comet there will be much pie
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• it would be hilarious if only
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Be a problematic duck over there
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• There can be only one
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• there is hope everywhere
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• We are legion, soon to be many.
• The Man Who Would Be King
• That I Would Be Good
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• all the cute guys will be there
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• There needs to be a man page for females
• Mind without body
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• what would it take to be serene again?
• That would be me
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• Saint Nicholas
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Be there or be square
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Hey kids - No hope in dope!
• The Inquisition of Saint Nicholas
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• A Nocturnal Upon Saint Lucy's Day, being the Shortest Day
• Saints (W)
• Saint Ksenia
• Saint Dominic
• Saint Jane Frances de Chantal
• Saint Rupert of Salzburg
• Saint Abbo of Fleury
• Saint Richard of Wyche
• Saint Regulus
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• there's no accounting for taste
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
• Hm... that's strange. There's nothing there!

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