Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "if you're going to send somebody to save the world, make sure they like it the way it is"

• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• She could run a spiel like nobody's business. She could sell the world and make you wish for more.
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• The whole world smells like a laundromat and bud. Good bud, bud that makes you feel like the early days. Take your bong to the laundromat. Pass it around.
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• I like my breasts the way they are
• The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
• A simple and naive way to make the world a better place
• You're here to save the world. Unfortunately, you live in a virtual world, detached from reality.
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Ads are the only way to make a technology profitable without the power of nudity
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• some summers they drop like flies
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• magic is real and it's nothing like what they say
• With our thoughts we make the World
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• The world is what you make of it
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• once set, words make a world of their own
• Trickster Makes This World
• Make Way for Ducklings
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• They moved like a river
• Never look like you're staring
• They dropped like flakes, they dropped like stars
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• Those who look for meaning in the world are like travellers seeking wood in the shade of a forest
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Kisses your lips like the world is about to end
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• It looks like you're writing an anarchist manifesto…
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• You're to Make Young Gems
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Dummy a combination lock to make it easy to remember the combo
• How to make the World's Biggest Artificial Afro
• How Big Papa Makes the World Safe for Cheesecake
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• She's beautiful in ways that make her seem fleeting
• An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• If the real world were like the internet
• I like my coffee the way I like my women
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• It's almost like you're real
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• They Will Burn like Streaks of Gasoline on a Lawn
• That gum you like is going to come back in style
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• just like mom used to make
• Everything on the Real World like lab rats on Pez
• Electrocuted crows hung the wrong way up on the power lines, smoking feathers falling like leaves.
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• small like a pretty round stone. that makes you think, "fuck yeah. what a nice stone."
• They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• Ways that I like to think of Jesus
• Boobies do not make the world go round
• You're going the wrong way!
• An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Flipping Forward in a Book to Make Sure A Character Lives
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Live Era '87-'93
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• My Daddy used to make me run in rain like this
• The world's geek population makes me weep with despair and frustration
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• This is the way we make meaning of the past
• If you're going to America, bring your own food
• make World
• Where The Shock Sets In And The Stomach Acid Finds A New Way To Make You Get Sick
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• Collision avoidance technique
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• if you walk across the street in this town with someone, make sure the guy's name isn't Jay Walker
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• Random acts of violence are great ways to make friends
• Hold Me Like You Need Somebody
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• Going My Way?
• The torn fragments of the world slowly stitch themselves together again, and in the rubble you hear them say: Why Are You Here?
• We're going the right way. The forest goes deeper.
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• swilling champagne like it's going out of fashion
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• Painting a rock to make it look more like a rock
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• This time vote like your whole world depended on it
• Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• You make that sound like a bad thing
• Walk like you're a sex goddess
• What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• I'd like to buy the world a Coke
• John Romero is going to make you his bitch
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
• Neon lights under your car do not make it look like it's floating
• If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
• You are talented; I would like to make love to you
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• You're like a brother to me
• Make like a hole in the water
• How to send e-mail and not look like a dork
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• Party like it's the end of the world
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• The world is warm and likes having us in it
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• There’s nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home
• You're going home in the back of an ambulance
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• like all the world is beautiful at once
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• The truth is like a sinking star. Follow it over the horizon, the way gazelles follow rain.
• like you're blind but still can see
• haunted by nodeshells, like pronouns signifying other worlds
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• Going off like a frog in a sock
• they seem each like a smile of great sweetness
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• They hum like angels
• How to treat the dog you're going to kill
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• Ways of going out in cricket
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..

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