Findings:

• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• We have the right to use our bodies as weapons.
• I have no idea!! (user)
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• Dogs and cats used to have jobs
• It is cold and we have no writeups.
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I have no output and I must scream
• Kids have no concept of time
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• Fish have no concept of fire
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• I used to have a crush on you
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• We Have No Moat
• For God's sake, just have another election
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Computers have no sense of time
• I used to have so many dreams
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• No, but I'll have a beer
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• You have no power over me
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• They have no bones.
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Our calendars have no meaning
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• Why women's pants have no pockets
• Tendrils that strangle the heart I no longer have
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• U.S. policy on First Use
• No Use for a Name
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• I have no browser and I must node!
• I will not use the sidewalk. There are fucking sprinklers
• you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
• Where the streets have no name
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Californians have no soul
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• Stoned music memories
• Atheists have no support group
• Words Have No Meaning
• Using a command line
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• I have no memory of my Mother
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• Heart, have no pity
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• No, I don't have channel 11
• I have no money and I must pay
• No place I'd rather be
• I have no faith in your God
• I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
• I can no longer use variables in ordinary discourse
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• I wasn't born here, I had to learn to use the metro
• That dog is of no use to you
• No use crying over spilt milk
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• I have no complaint
• I have no hair
• Good old fashioned fucking
• Fucking A
• The difference between fucking and making love
• Fucking Åmål
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• Getting to know you noders fucking sucked
• Primary Spontaneous Pneumothorax
• The train station was fucking freezing and
• Holy Shit! Man Walks on Fucking Moon!
• Shopping and Fucking
• Microsoft's .NET strategy
• Are cops completely fucking useless?
• Live Era '87-'93
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
• I'm not fucking bored
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• Give me back my bike!
• Hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock
• Piss without farting, die without fucking
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• I am not your fucking Employee of the Month
• Kick Their Fucking Heads In 2
• Video files inside .zip archives
• Fucking Anais
• How to clean a bathroom
• I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
• Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity
• The action packed mentalist brings you the fucking jams
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
• Fucking Karma
• Hello, I'm your fucking daughter
• Fucking, Austria
• Fucking superhero movies
• The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
• Keep fucking that chicken
• Nobody cares about your fucking breasts!
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Fucking Genesis 1, Bitch
• Are you such a fucking loser you can't tell when you've won?
• Welcome to the Gold Fucking Monkey House, Folks
• If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
• Respect The Fucking Monkey
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself

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