Findings:
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- I'm never getting drunk again
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- Things men want when they're drunk
- EveryBody Gets Drunk At Election
- why drunk trampolining is so fun
- I'm pinching your face!
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
- I'm wishing Jesus was here again
- I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
- I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
- Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
- Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
- Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
- It's late, and I'm tired
- Help I'm a Rock_root (category)
- HEY im cool (user)
- People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
- I'm going to kill you
- I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
- Because I'm an adult
- Crashing asleep dizzy drunk
- Driving while drunk vs. driving while tired
- Im-
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- My cats think I'm a God
- I'm gonna make you come tonight
- I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
- I'm working on it
- I'm going to miss the squirrels
- I'm a Southern Baptist
- I'm Alone
- I'm an Addict
- I.M. Ischa Meijer.In Margine. In Memorian.
- I'm No Fool
- I feel like I'm being watched
- (I'm just a) Love Machine
- im not hawaiian (user)
- Keep quiet, cause I'm hearing your words hot on the side of my neck.
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- Alfred, At Least I'm Trying
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- Get drunk on History
- Arrested for being drunk in a... bar? In... Texas? Apparently so.
- I'm with the band
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- I'm a little ICBM
- I'm not a part of this world
- i'm afraid of hipsters
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- I'm not in love, set me free
- They think I'm a god
- I'm Afraid of Malkavians (a parody)
- I'm Afraid
- I'm a
- I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
- I'm a verb; I do things.
- Break me. I'm elated.
- im a streat nigger 9 (user)
- I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
- I'm not a good girlfriend
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- I'm in one of those moods again
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- drunken wasps
- being drunk
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
- It's not my fault that I'm so evil
- I'm OK, You're OK
- I'm the Bad Guy
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
- I think I'm getting distracted again
- I'm Looking Through You
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
- I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
- I'm The Pumpkin King_root (category)
- HEY im cool_root (category)
- I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
- I'm not lovin' it
- I often get drunk in my basement
- imm
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- I'm living my life vicariously through my roommate
- I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- The letter I'm too chicken to mail
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
- 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
- IMS
- "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
- im not hawaiian_root (category)
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- I'm only emo on my days off
- I'm Your Moon
- I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
- Drunk Lady meets Smarmy Guy
- My first drunk
- I walk around when I'm high
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I'm with stupid
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
- I'm waiting
- I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
- Damn it! I'm an adult!
- I'm The Pumpkin King (user)
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- Life's a Bitch and I'm Her Pimp
- I'm a nice guy...really, I am
- im a streat nigger 9_root (category)
- I'm a Rabbit, I'm a Fox
- There Goes the Neighborhood! 3: im in ur house eating ur f00dz
- I'm not a poet, although I play one
- I'm building the bridge in stone this time, lest somone drop a torch.
- Drunk and refusing to stagger
- Drunk as a skunk
- Getting drunk with 16 year olds
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
- I'm a little tea pot
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- I'm The Man
- I'm letting you go
- I'm No Angel
- I'm not Greg
- I'm not talking about
- Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
- I'm cold, but I'm happy
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- I'm still Big Red_root (category)
- I'm a programmer (user)
- Not now, Ma! I'm busy noding! (e2poll)
- I'm OK, you're not OK
- I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
- Hey honey, let's get drunk and argue!
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I'm scared to run the program I wrote
- I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
- I'm Still Here
- Though really, I'm waiting for you.
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- I'm Gay; not dead!
- I'm a stranger here myself
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
- I'm envious of caveman courting rituals
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- I'm just here for the candy
- I'm not a dick.
- i'm actually very friendly if you get to know me
- I'm not thumbing for a lift
- Getting drunk with editor powers
- Friends don't let friends node drunk
- love the drinker hate the drunk
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- I'm not drinking any more
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- I'm Going Home
- "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
- I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
- Why I'm giving up on boys
- I'm a little sex pot
- America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- I'm on my last go-round
- Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
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