The nefarious pseudo-humans who always seem to be in the way when you have somewhere to go. You can identify them by the glazed look in their eyes and their extremely slow pace. They're found at shopping malls,Wal-Mart, grocery stores, and other strongholds of capitalism, meandering their way through the store in accordance with the carefully designed floor plan, a hunger for raw goods in their hearts, and Musak echoing through the vacant corridors of their minds.

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