Findings:
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
- The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one
- How much plant life is needed to keep a person alive in a sealed room?
- An American in Tours
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- How to scream when no one is looking
- Beautiful Times (Or: How I Embraced the Escapist Mindset and Tuned in to My Imagination)
- The use of 'use,' or, how to use 'use'
- The moment you realize how much of your life experience is hopelessly interlaced
- Japanese origami legends and how they changed my life
- How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- One life
- Life cycle of one Dragonheart puppet
- How Important is One Vote?
- How Video Games Saved My Life
- How to crack an egg with one hand
- 206
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- Opening a coke can with one hand
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How Not to Write a Novel; or, How to Not Write a Novel
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- How to Build a House or Destroy a Home
- Your Money or Your Life
- One Life to Live
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- how life is all about loving and being loved
- How does one love the dead?
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How to hurt yourself on one of those giant inflatable bouncy things
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- How to build an emergency bat
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- How to determine if an egg is hard-boiled or uncooked
- One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- How to redeem one's faith in humanity
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
- How to solve the obesity epidemic and the oil price hike in one fell swoop
- Belief, or How I Became an Honorary Jew
- How to unclip a bra with one hand
- One step closer to life
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
- Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
- everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
- One Day In the Life of Ivan Denisovich
- You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
- How Opal Mehta Got Kissed, Got Wild, and Got a Life
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
- Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- How one man could control the Senate
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- How Fragile is Life on Earth?
- How female ejaculation saved my life
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- How to get anywhere on the Earth in one hour
- How to herd people in public
- Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
- How to pack someone out of your life
- How to replicate a dynamic website quickly without the source code or database
- A short Blitz on Stepney in the Winter or How the East End welcomes Heisenberg with perky Bosons
- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- How to project one vector onto another
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
- Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
- Kosher curry, or how I missed the blindingly obvious
- My life, Jim, and how I've lived it
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- How do you take your dreams? Shattered, scattered, covered, or raw?
- How far can we get on one tank of fuel
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- One who doesn't ask, eats wax
- she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
- What do you need, and how might I help?
- Reevaluating One's Life in a Nondescript Exit Town
- I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
- Half-forgotten memories that pop up randomly throughout one's life
- Life is one big misunderstanding
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time
- Life in the American business world
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- A quiet life doing one's own work
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- How Proust Can Change Your Life
- How to ruin someone's life
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- How I used Napster to ruin the life of the most popular kid in high school
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- Life and How to Live It
- How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- How many pictures is one word worth?
- I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
- I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
- How to disable or translate caps lock in Microsoft Windows 2000
- Weather-related clichés (or how to start a conversation with a stranger)
- How The Hudsucker Proxy saved my life
- How to tell if you are stoned or not
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
- How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
- How to recover a lost Linux root or Windows 2000 Administrator password
- How to tell if you need new tires
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- Moving a SharePoint portal from one drive to another
- You Ask, Montag Answers: Part One
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- How I allowed craven cowardice to ruin my life
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- Truth or Dare
- How to MP3 a tape, LP or the radio
- edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
- How to clap with one hand
- she does not know how much I need this
- DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
- How do you make a life matter?
- Creation: Life and how to make it
- Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- How Solemn as One by One
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- How plums renewed my faith in life
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- How to cut a deck of cards with one hand
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- One Man Asked In Anger
- You, standing
- Master key
- How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
- How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
- Crossing one eye
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- A Springfest Housewarming Nodermeet: Or How I braved the wilds of Sydney's outskirts
- A Mathematical Adventure, or, How I Spent an Afternoon Proving Nothing
- Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
- How to paste one person's face over another
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
- How to change your life
- How to fake your own life
- How to abolish one of the United States
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
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