A woman once asked me if I had a Horse Cock.

After my dazed stare, she knew that I had misunderstood her intentions.

Little did I know that the large flexible spout that fits onto a 20 litre (5 Gallon) Jerry Can's opening is referred to as a Horse Cock by some. When I found what she was looking for, I saw the resemblance.

Sigh!!

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