Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "here I am, 19 years old, knocked up, and scared out of my freaking mind"

• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• I am eighteen years old
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• the birds seem to know what we're up to out here.
• I am a little concerned about my state of mind
• How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• because i am scared of pain
• Thousand Year Old Vampire
• How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
• I am not here for your entertainment
• knocked up
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• When I was ten years old
• i carry a deep sadness of the past, perhaps always. but i am here for the present and the future. i am here for you.
• When I am an old man
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Out of sight, still in mind, completely permanent
• startled out of my mind
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
• Getting drunk with 16 year olds
• 4 out of 5 Great Old Ones approve
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• Bust out the biscuits, strike up the band
• Seven Year Old Porridge
• I am worn out with the beauty of the most trivial things
• Here I am World
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• the rock here is strange. it moves when i am not looking.
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• I am an impediment. I am here to get in your way.
• It looks like a tourism brochure photo from up here
• How did I end up here?
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• 16 year old
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• gene knockout
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• This is an old tradition that I just made up
• How to teach cognitive neuroscience to a four year old
• If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
• Itzhak Perlman plays a three hundred year old Stradivarius violin
• Achieve riding happiness with $75 and 30 year old motorcycle. Malarkey? Or effective way?
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• A strange case study of emergent behavior in a 30 year old computer program
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Covid-19: masks work, we figured that out YEARS ago
• Locked Up and Locked Out
• Seven Years Old, in the YMCA Pool
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• Why am I here (e2poll)
• Here I am Lord
• Here I am again
• I am here to give you room I am here for your room I am your
• I am not one of the millions that went in. I am one of the few that came out.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• here's to waking up stronger
• I'm a little source code short and stout, here is my input here is my out
• Here's To Shutting Up
• Out Of Mind, Out Of Sight
• Knock yourself out
• Out of his fucking mind
• When you wake up feeling old
• food fight
• Out of storage media, out of mind
• All his front teeth knocked out, living a nightmare
• Lil Kid up in here (user)
• I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
• 15 year old JavaScript hack
• Wet T-shirts and hot summers: a fifteen year old's definition of love
• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• My beat up old Offspring tape
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• 15 years old
• The 40 Year Old Virgin
• holed up in the old cannery, i keep finding fingers in my dreams
• 17 year old virgin (user)
• when trafficking in HOT NAKED PICS OF 18 YEAR OLD SLUTS, consider your sources carefully
• Death of an Eight Year Old
• Ode to the 21 year old Korean female who lay dying outside my window
• A dirty old town gets marginally cleaner: Jack gets the hell out of New York City
• Well, I guess I know enough to turn you inside out, old gal, you sockdologizing old man-trap!
• When the Year Grows Old
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• long is the way and hard, that out of hell leads up to the light
• drop the bass and come out with your hands up
• you scared the bejeezus out of me!
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• the metabolism of a twenty two year old boy
• One year old
• I am the child with her nose pressed up against the window.
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Waking up at 7:00 am to hear your cat puking
• I am not a mind reader
• In which the mountains are old and I am the ghost on the battlements
• It is important go out for a late walk in the new snow
• it never thunders here i am jealous
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Here you are, here I am, here we were
• It is late here, and I am lonely.
• She is all I am listening to here
• Here is Today! Here is Morning! Hello Hello Hello Here I Am!
• Tonight I am the one below the window, fresh out of pebbles
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• Am I really here? Is this really my life?
• how many years, please, until I am better?
• what am i here to do?
• darling, i am here for you
• Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The Sex Pistols
• you called my name in the dark, so here I am
• 19 miles up and falling
• I am inspired down here on all fours, picking through your vomit with tweezers and gloves
• When I am an old woman
• I am scared
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• Up To Here
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• I came out here to remember it all
• Out here on the perimeter, there are no stars
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• This is what we own - here come battle scars
• Here's the thing about trying to blow up the Earth
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• It's too crowded out here
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• Technical knock out
• Front tooth knocked out!
• Getting the wind knocked out of you
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Out of My Mind
• knock up
• that old Philip Glass knock knock joke
• If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
• Your earthquake generator is a seismic failure, Dr. Destruction! Mind if I shake things up?
• Get your mind out of the gutter
• Babysitting a gigantic five year old
• Books you loan out to expand friends' minds
• knock out
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• Thirty-one year old Lincoln makes a political blueprint, January, 1840
• Nobuo Fujita's 400 year old Samurai sword
• out with the old and in with the new
• Portrait of a 16 Year Old Man
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Ring out the old, ring in the new
• Teenage rebellion and parental discipline
• I am not making this up
• The Year of the Linux Desktop
• 1 Kings 19
• ABC of Anarchism Chapter 19

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