Findings:
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- The boy who was picked last in gym class
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- making certain he was touching her
- I was told you were very pretty
- He was found
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- At least he was gentle
- He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- All he left her was alone
- Don't Go Out the Door
- The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- Last year was always better
- the last time I clobbered a human soul it was over a red-nosed girl and a schoolbook in County Derry
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- he was a punk poet himself
- It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
- That's Just How He Was
- One last thing before I go
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- More than he was willing to give
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- If I Was To Go...
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- I married him because he was not mean
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- He Was a Crook
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- He did very little harm
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- some say he was never here at all
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- He Was Only Joking
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
- The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
- Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
- I was very, very drunk
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
- He always dreamed about subjects such as the very nature of the soul
- When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
- Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
- Sex with the Stewards of Gondor was always very lame
- My very first mentor was a heroin junkie
- She was very beautiful. Y'know?
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- Go
- Where do disappearing socks go?
- Go Hibiki
- Where do you want to go today?
- 5-0 and go
- Everything Must Go
- Japanese Go terms
- go down
- Go To Hell
- Go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut
- go faster stripes
- Go Play
- Things that go bump in the night
- Go Away
- Let go and let God
- go to bed
- Too Much Light Makes The Baby Go Blind
- go hide
- go down in history
- Saint Go (user)
- Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
- go public
- I gotta go
- Go stick your head in a pig
- John Cassavettes Was No Help At All
- Go by hand
- Go out to the country
- Go over one's head
- Go over the hill
- Go through the trap
- Go to bat
- Go to town
- Go up against
- Go wrong
- Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
- Go figure
- go root
- go flatline
- Stop reading this and go do something constructive
- Can I go back to sleep now?
- Fall down go boom
- If You Gotta Go, Go Now
- go cup
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- You go girl!
- go to jail
- Where do butterflies go when it rains?
- GO Transit
- Richard Scarry's Cars and Trucks and Things that Go
- No matter where you go, there you are
- I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
- Go West Young Man
- Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
- Go!
- "Go" Finger
- My Thoughts To Go
- I think I'll just go to sleep in this snow bank.
- You must be given piggyback rides wherever you go
- Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
- Go on! It's got raisins in it!
- E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
- Nodeshell as a term has got to go
- I don't want to go home
- Don't you ever go to work?
- What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
- It's hard to go back to reality after 10 hours of coding
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