Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "god was sad because no one understood him. but he created us that way."

• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I married him because he was not mean
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• There was no one waiting for me...
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• There is no god but God
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• No one wants you the way you are
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
• Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• God was created in man's image
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• Man was created in God's image
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• he can find a cure for us, if we help him
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• There but for the grace of God go I
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• /but what was the question?
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Tanks But No Tanks
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• There is no dream but this.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Seeking the recluse but not finding him
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• God Sees The Truth, but Waits
• Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• He smiles but it's not real.
• sad but true (user)
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• The grass withers and the flowers fall, but the word of our God stands forever.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• In the city, silence is no longer silence but the memory of a noise
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• All gods but your own
• Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• Sad but true. Won't ever change. The end.
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• Starve, but not for the glory of inner gods of determination
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• Ain't nobody here but us chickens
• We're one, but we're not the same
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• Close, but no cigar
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• If Thou But Suffer God to Guide Thee
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• Ladies and gentlemen, I play piano, but god is in the house tonight.
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• beautiful & sad but i know you already
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• no ideas but in things
• Not her voice, but the way her voice changes,
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
• we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• We had no bait but our tongues
• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
• No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her

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