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(thing) by Saige (1.3 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Sat Nov 13 1999 at 9:49:26

That hard thing that covers the tip of your finger and slowly grows. It must be cut occasionally, or it will either split and cause bleeding and pain, or grow so long that it gets in your way.

It can be bitten off, and is not harmful to the stomach if swallowed.

Females tend to take better care of their fingernails then guys do, using nail polish on them and getting a manicure.


(thing) by dannye (15.4 hr) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Tue Sep 05 2000 at 2:11:09

Having gone through a period in my life when I was a guitarist who used his nails as finger picks, I can tell you that keeping your nails long is a pain in the ass. Of course, with me, if I broke one it was more than just unsightly -- it was a bad career move. (You may refer to Finger Picking for more information on all that.)

I keep 'em short now 'cause I don't play the guitar any more. I do this, instead. And typing is one thing that is much easier with short nails. As are most things in life.

When I go to WalMart or some store where a black lady is trying to work a cash register with 2" fake nails, I think to myself, "Hmmm. Those nails aren't really making you look any better; they are just making it harder for you to finish your job so that I get can get my freaking ass out of this goddamned store." Well, that's what I'm thinking; it may be different for you. But, let's face it: This is a fashion trend with nothing but torment in its future.

As an aside, one good thing about having the perfect length nails is that you can pick your nose efficiently. You sacrifice this benefit if you keep them very short (as I do now), but I don't imagine the WalMart lady is going to do much good at booger removal with those spears she's wearing, either.


(idea) by themusic (6.7 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Tue Sep 05 2000 at 3:03:25

In the music I teach, unlike what dannye played, long fingernails are the bad career move.

I must make the speech, only to women, of course, that elegant nails and piano playing do not go together. But it isn't only women who have the "castanets"--anyone whose fingernails strike the keys when the lowest joint is vertical...will CLICK. And it will collapse.

I encourage all my students to have firm fingertips, not exactly finger picking, but feeling as if they're lifting the piano keys up. It is quite counterintuitive.

Think about it! If the nail prevents the finger from being firm, there is no sturdy connection. And the control all musicians strive for, will be lacking.


(thing) by Jinmyo (2.5 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Tue Sep 05 2000 at 11:31:46

Fingernails are made from keratin, a protein and grow from a root (matrix) which is affected by the state of health of the rest of the body. If nails become misshapen, ridged or discoloured, it can be indicative of an underlying illness, so it's worth getting things checked out if you notice that your fingernails are doing odd things. A few years ago, the nails on my little fingers became very soft and began to take on a slight upward curve. What I didn't know at the time is that this is referred to as "spoon-shaped" nails (though they didn't really look that spoon-like to me), and are often associated with anemia. In severe cases of anemia, the nail will continue to change shape until it can actually hold as much as a drop of water in the curvature. I didn't experience anything that extreme because I went to a doctor, held my hands out, said, "What's this about?" and he made me take huge doses of iron.

Aside from having your fingernails turn into little spoons, there are some other changes that one might want to ask a doctor about, such as:

When the fingertips widen, become rounded and the nails curve around them, this is known as "clubbing". It's due to a drastic enlargement in connective tissue as it tries to compensate for a chronic lack of oxygen and so is often associated with people who have lung disease, heart disease, or cancer.

An arc of brownish discoloration, "Half-and-Half (Lindsay's nails)" appears in a small percentage of people who are experiencing kidney failure.

White lines that run horizontally across the nail, following the shape of it's "moon" are known as "Mee's lines," often attributed to arsenic poisoning.

Indentations that run horizontally across the nail are known as "Beau's lines" and can appear as a result of growth being stunted at the root (matrix) due to severe illnesses such as a heart attack, measles, pneumonia or high fever.

There is a condition known as "Onycholysis" in which the nail separates from the nail bed, possibly due to physical injury, psoriasis, drug reactions, fungal disease or contact dermatitis from using nail hardeners. It may also be related to an over or under-active thyroid, anemia or syphilis.

Small pits or depressions are called "pitting," often occurring with people who have psoriasis.

If the nail looks opaque and white, but the nail tip has a dark pink to brown band, this is known as "Terry's nails". and may be indicative of cirrhosis, congestive heart failure, a warning sign of diabetes in adults, cancer or simply aging.

Narrow ridges that runs the length of the nail are simply called "Vertical ridges." They may appear in the nails of adults, become more pronounced with aging and are sometimes associated with kidney failure.

When one or more nails turn yellow or green, this is called "yellow nail syndrome." The nails grow slowly and the cuticle disappears, sometimes due to fluid retention in the hands and feet or a number of respiratory diseases, such as chronic bronchitis.

Source: My own fingernails and information from http://www.mayohealth.org/mayo/9702/htm/finger.htm#ww5rl84
(originally published in a Mayo Clinic Health Letter)

And by the way, it is estimated that one in four women are anemic and don't know it.


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