How do you carry around the paraphenalia
you need in your daily life? For many women, the answer is the purse
. But Real Men
can't carry purses. How, then, is a macho
man supposed to move around his cell phone
, crack pipe
, loose change
, spare keys
, dental floss
, flare gun
, emergency TP
, and all the other essentials?
The answer to this question is "Anything but a Fanny Pack." No matter whether you wear it to the front, back or side, the Fanny Pack will inevitably look like a massive cancerous growth on your midsection.
Fanny Packs are actually acceptable in certain contexts. A cyclist booting it up the Evil UBC Hill wearing a Fanny Pack? That's OK. But the second they stop pedalling, they'd better take that thing off, otherwise they're asking for a beatdown from the Fashion Police.