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• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
• No Sir! Nobody is driving, we're all in the back seat!
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• The Me Nobody Knows
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• Fuck them all but the six
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• The more I learn about photography the less I want to know
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• show me what the world is all about
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• Follow me if you want to know.
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• Flags and flag etiquette
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• and things we're all too young to know
• What I Want My Kids To Know About Sex
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• Nobody for me but you
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• You know you want me, baby!
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• What the world wants to know about newts
• All You Need to Know About the Music Business
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• Nobody writes poetry about microbiology
• All About Us
• Tell me a story about plains
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Other things nobody tells you about the south pole
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• Things nobody tells you about the south pole
• I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
• Nobody writes poetry about financial security
• Pop Songs Your New Boyfriend's Too Stupid to Know About
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
• about nobody (superdoc)
• Tell me a story about trains
• All About Lily Chou Chou
• Nobody sings about modern cars
• Tell me about my contradictions
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• Tell me a story about clouds
• It's all about the sublime
• nobody writes poetry about nobody writing poetry
• I want to hear about thunderstorms and white lightning
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Tell me a story about cranes
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• Tell me a story about elephants
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• all day I dream about sex
• A story about a person I do not know
• All About the Benjamins
• I know something about love
• Things you should know about King James
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• About all that went wrong
• Tell me a story about rains
• Nobody writes poetry about science
• Isn't it about time you grew out of all that juvenile screaming nonsense?
• About Facts (user)
• There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
• The reason we were so excited about Y2K
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Most of what I know about social inequality
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• Odd facts about the human body
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• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• What school debating society taught me about politics
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• Don't tell me about her
• Tell me about your secret places
• it's all about plur (user)
• Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• Ask me about Loom
• everything men NEED to know about weddings
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• You, standing
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• tell me a story about lesbians
• I'm All You Can Think About
• I know what is about to come
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• All about a Bombay dance bar.
• Tell me a story about brains
• What everyone should know about the first man in space
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• This is the part i wanted to see; about the mental institution
• Let's talk about the end of the world as we know it
• Tell me a story about drains
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about

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