Findings:

• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Don't Be Afraid
• Easier to be gay
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• You don't hear the bang, you just see the flash
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Glitter and Be Gay
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I don't want to be successful
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Rape committed by women
• Don't take sex too seriously
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• Heterosexist norms make it tough for gays to be themselves
• Just to see what it would be like
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Just Be
• Don't be sad
• I just want to be friends
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• This walk in the woods might be as dangerous as unprotected sex
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Just don't expect me to understand
• I don't need to be loved by you
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• I just don't know when to quit.
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• I don't feel gay
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• I don't want to be alone
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Just be home in time for supper
• (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• I just want to be a drummer
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• you just might be evil
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• I am prepared to be just as mysterious as you
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Don't defile my sex
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Don't buy the champagne just yet
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Don't blame Eve, she's just a rib
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• why don't you just?
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
• Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
• You just don't get it
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Having sex in the shower ought to be outlawed
• Let's just be friends
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• Choosing to be gay
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• Glad to be gay
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• It'd be nice to be a sex symbol
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• Don't Be Evil
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• Be careful and don't fall down
• Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• It will never be just you
• I don't always want you to be nice
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• we can all just be around other people
• Be a model or just look like one
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• Can't we all just be friends?
• Just eat the damn cheesecake and be quiet
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• I'd just as soon be a ghost
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• don't be absurd (user)
• All we need is just to be
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• Baptist jokes
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• Baptist fear of dancing
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw

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