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(idea) by TinCanFury (1.2 y) (print)   ?   I like it! Tue Aug 29 2000 at 21:32:22

To Curb: The act of "curbing". Slang for a horribly disgusting way of inflicting damage and/or causing death.

Without going into too much detail(rent American History X), curbing involves placing someones open mouth on the corner of a curb so that they are open jawed across the cement. You then stomp on the back of their head causeing their jaw to split open across the curb and killing said person.

One of the most horrible things imaginable that one person could do to another.

Saying such as "eat curb" bring thoughts to mind that one does NOT want to think.


This was used as a joke amongst some friends of mine at school. "Don't make me curb you" replaced "that was a stupid thought/action/comment/etc" as well as being used to threaten someone.
Don't ask....

(definition) by Webster 1913 (print) I like it! Tue Dec 21 1999 at 22:51:30

Curb (k?rb), v. t. [imp. & p.p. Curbed (k?rbd); p. pr. & vb. n. Curbing.] [F. courber to bend, curve, L.curvare, fr. curvus bent, curved; cf. Gr. curved. Cf. Curve.]

1.

To bend or curve

[Obs.]

Crooked and curbed lines.
Holland.

2.

To guide and manage, or restrain, as with a curb; to bend to one's will; to subject; to subdue; to restrain; to confine; to keep in check.

Part wield their arms, part curb the foaming steed.
Milton.

Where pinching want must curb thy warm desires.
Prior.

3.

To furnish with a curb, as a well; also, to restrain by a curb, as a bank of earth.

 

© Webster 1913.


Curb, v. i.

To bend; to crouch; to cringe.

[Obs.]

Virtue itself of vice must pardon beg,
Yea, curb and woo for leave to do him good.
Shak.

 

© Webster 1913.


Curb, n.

1.

That which curbs, restrains, or subdues; a check or hindbrance; esp., a chain or strap attached to the upper part of the branches of a bit, and capable of being drawn tightly against the lower jaw of the horse.

He that before ran in the pastures wild
Felt the stiff curb control his angry jaws.
Drayton.

By these men, religion,that should be
The curb, is made the spur of tyranny.
Denham.

2. Arch.

An assemblage of three or more pieces of timber, or a metal member, forming a frame around an opening, and serving to maintain the integrity of that opening; also, a ring of stone serving a similar purpose, as at the eye of a dome.

3.

A frame or wall round the mouth of a well; also, a frame within a well to prevent the earth caving in.

4.

A curbstone.

5. Far.

A swelling on the back part of the hind leg of a horse, just behind the lowest part of the hock joint, generally causing lameness.

James Law.

Curb bit, a stiff bit having branches by which a leverage is obtained upon the jaws of horse. Knight. -- Curb pins Horology, the pins on the regulator which restrain the hairspring. -- Curb plate Arch., a plate serving the purpose of a curb. -- Deck curb. See under Deck.

 

© Webster 1913.


(idea) by WickerNipple (5.3 y) (print)   ?   I like it! Sat Oct 14 2000 at 2:04:38

Having, for whatever reason, spent a good deal of time in my late childhood around a few special morons who actually committed this act on more than one occasion - I'd have to say I've never heard of anyone actually dying from being curbed.

Horribly disfigured with a broken jaw that never sets right and dentures for the rest of their life - yes. Death, no.

...And don't look at me like I'm encouraging this sort of activity, nothing could be further from the truth. The only half-thankful element to all of this is the only way you're ever going to be able to curb someone is if they're already unconscious - so they at least don't get to experience it first hand.

Shudder


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