Findings:

• Old man who lived by the crick
• old man
• A Very Old Man with Enormous Wings
• A man who will not die for something is not fit to live
• The Old Tin Can Man
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• cat haters
• The Man who Loved Only Numbers
• The man who lived at the end of the world
• The Man who Sold the Moon
• The old man at the bus stop
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
• Portrait of an Artist, As an Old Man
• shot an OLD MAN in the FACE
• old man (user)
• The Old Man and his Grandson
• The Drunken Old Man's Pavilion
• old chestnut: who paid for the beers?
• old man bar
• Cranky Old Man (user)
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• Half-sour pickle
• Old Man Murray
• Old Man River
• The Old Man at Moontime
• Old Man Thunder
• I made an old man cry
• An Old Man's Winter Night
• The Man Who Cried
• The Man Who Grew Young
• The Man Who Saw the Flood
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• The Man Who Sold A Ghost
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• the man who recognized bee faces
• The man who sees through closed eyes
• The Sing-Song Of Old Man Kangaroo
• The Man Who Wrote Danny Boy
• The old man and his bottle of spirits
• A Man Who Sometimes Becomes Smaller
• The old lady who lived in a bottle
• Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• For the man who inspired me to dance
• The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
• My old man
• Go to bed, old man!
• The Old Man and His Big Toe
• A strange old man
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• The Man Who
• The Old Man I didn't see die
• The Man Who Was (user)
• Rednecks hating Canada
• The Very Old Man
• The Man Who Sold the World
• To a Wealthy Man who Promised a Second Subscription to the Dublin Municipal Gallery
• The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
• The Power Rangers who killed the gooey bad man
• Old man cactus
• The Man Who Counted
• The old man on the bench, for example, made her cry
• The Old Man Made Young Again
• When he became an old man
• dirty old man
• The Old Man
• The man who can fix anything
• The man who refused to be King
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• A poem for a man who does not read poetry.
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• The Man Who Knew Too Much
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• Old Man Withers goes ghost shopping
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• Never Trust a Man Who Wears White Shoes
• Letter from a man who smokes Chesterfields
• Ode to the 21 year old Korean female who lay dying outside my window
• I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly
• There is no man in the sky who cares what we eat and drink and fuck
• The Man Who Loved Jane Austen
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home
• Old Man of the Desert
• The Story of the First Old Man and the Hind
• The Man Who Knew Too Little
• The Man Who Never Sleeps
• Man who invented half sour pickles (user)
• Old Man Kensey
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• This Old Man
• The Man Who Would Be King
• The Parable of the Old Man and the Young
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• The Story of the Second Old Man and the Black Dogs
• The stranger who hates me
• The Man Who Folded Himself
• When I am an old man
• An Old Man and Hot Chocolate
• As Old As Man
• The Old Man and the Sea
• The Man Who Fell to Earth
• Mick Rock
• The Old Man of the Mountain
• Portrait of a 16 Year Old Man
• The Little Old Man's Strange Story
• The Story of Rama, The Old Man
• A thirty minute progressive rock epic version of "This Old Man"
• a man who had fallen among thieves
• The man who went to Heaven and to Hell
• The swing and the death of an old man
• A rich woman who hated worms, a lawyer, and my husband's memories
• The Man Who Wasn't There
• The Man Who Was Thursday
• The Man who Stayed to Tend the House
• The Old Man of Pencader
• The Man Who Stepped Into Yesterday
• The Man Who Came to Dinner
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• Dunces who waste and lie: An attack on NASA's manned space travel
• My Old Man's a Dustman
• old man trouble (user)
• Kill the Man Who Questions
• Old Man Willow
• The Little Old Man of the Island
• The Man who Died
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• The man who broke Britain
• The Man Who Fled From Azrael
• old man in the corner
• Old Man's War
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• A man who is about to become a wizard is a great source of trouble
• Old Man Johnson
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Little Old Man
• Sitting in the library, listening to the rain, reading an interesting book and wanting to meet the man who just walked past
• Where an old man of Aran goes around and around
• The other people who hate war
• The Man who Loved Islands
• Old Man and The Boy
• Dirty old Man (user)
• 10 Things I Hate About You
• Why I hate shaving
• I hate the TV
• It's cool to hate Microsoft
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• I hate myself right now
• I hate waiting
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Why I hate being single
• The geometry of Love and Hate
• The fine line between love and hate
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• Something I hate about email
• Viva Hate
• Why I hate going to the dentist
• I Hate Myself
• Why I hate when my father tinkers with the computer, and why you should too
• Hate and evolutionary psychology
• Somewhere between love and hate
• On love and hate
• Hate Robot (user)
• I hate Ronald Reagan, but I love He-Man
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• God Hates Figs

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