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• we lose weeks like buttons, like pencils
• buttons (user)
• Thinking only makes life complicated
• Abort, Retry, or Fail?
• St. John's or St. John?
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• How to disable or translate caps lock in Microsoft Windows 2000
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• Getting your oil checked, or acute adolescent Appalachian homosexuality
• The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
• Is You is or is You Ain't My Baby?
• Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
• The First Booke of the Faerie Qveene Contayning the Legende of the Knight of the Red Crosse, or of Holinesse
• Read or Die
• You grabbed my hand, and we fell into it. Like a daydream. Or a fever.
• Two times more -- or twice as much?
• With your shield, or on it
• Prodescending: Or, what is wrong with the way hippies communicate
• Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
• Goethe and the Invention of Shakespeare as All-Time Greatest English Playwright; or, The Playwright's Burden
• Do I stay or run away?
• Red silk panties, with a zipper in the crotch
• On the button
• fire button
• koumpounophobia
• shift left (or right) logical
• Cooking for One
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• left or right, you're both wrong
• Shall I scare you with the truth? Or tell the pretty lie?
• How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
• Was It Heaven? Or Hell?
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• Mr. Stupid, or Learning to Write
• Not normal, geek or otherwise
• Falling through a Christmas tree, or the anti-semitic subtext of Yuletide joy
• Join or Die
• Love Me or Leave Me
• Why wearing cologne or perfume is bad for your future children
• Lessons learned from the rap industry may or may not serve a useful purpose in everyday life
• Cake or Death_root (category)
• Fight or flight
• This week, Jen's got a new man, or, another take on some algebraic properties
• Casino Indian or 7-Eleven Indian?
• insufficient hatred, lust or love for anything
• To mouse or not to mouse... (e2poll)
• joy button
• History Eraser Button
• Button Gwinnett
• male or female
• sooner or later
• Is electricity lazy or smart?
• Animal, vegetable or mineral
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Ball Hog or Tugboat?
• How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
• Get busy living or get busy dying
• So is this, like, artistic or slutty?
• Emergency Burger King maneuver, or: Sliding around a Tri-Met bus
• W, or the Memory of a Childhood
• Somewhere or Other
• Isabella; or, The Pot of Basil
• Where have all the cute young nurses gone?
• The Couple, or so, Commandments
• Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
• trick or treat game
• The Ballet or the Bullet
• To say "Hi" or not to say "Hi"?
• am i an angel flying into the light or a bug flying towards a light bulb?
• Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
• TB or Not TB: That is The Question That Foiled Homeland Security
• Does the similarity of pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
• homage or satire
• It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
• start button
• Don't pull the stop button!
• Toolbar /borg button
• The Complicated History of the Concept of the Soul
• My country, right or wrong!
• Are you in the light or in the dark?
• Sew or Staple?
• believe it or not
• No drugs or money kept in box. Blood and urine specimens only.
• The Prime Mover, or God
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Reporting Loss or Disclosure of Classified Information at the NSA
• The Ballot or the Bullet
• How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• To filter or not to filter
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• trick or can
• Captain or Colonel
• Life, or something like it
• Animal or Mammalian Self Commanding to Evil
• Which is cooler - a rubber chicken or a particle accelerator?
• A Springfest Housewarming Nodermeet: Or How I braved the wilds of Sydney's outskirts
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• As sweetness to the flower, or salt to ocean
• Nicorette, or: False Gods
• Zipper Sonnet
• flipper button
• Jemmy Button
• Button Phobia
• Exclusive Or
• Smurfette really wasn't a "smurf" nor an "ette"
• Destiny or Free Will?
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• is that a siren or a saxophone?
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• "A Boston Ghost Story" or "Advanced Ouija 202"
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter III
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• Eleven or One
• Estacada, Oregon
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• Girl gangstas
• Solving mazes of twisty little passages, alike or different
• English fricassee sauce for chicken or turkey
• Lord Boyd Orr
• or, presumably, soup_root (category)
• Protocol for the Prohibition of the Use in War of Asphyxiating, Poisonous or Other Gasses, and of Bacteriological Methods of Warfare
• Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
• Uses for Empty Nodes or Nodeshells
• gsn or? (user)
• power button
• button mash
• A simple program for complicated people
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
• When American writers use Latin, or other languages
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• An Epithalamion, or Marriage Song on the Lady Elizabeth and Count Palatine
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• A boy named Ben
• How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
• Life in the American business world
• you fall or fly every second
• Ignorant, stupid, insane, or just plain evil
• All primes greater than 3 are of the form 6k-1 or 6k+1
• odd or even
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• Things to consider before you call that cute girl or guy
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• Vote or Die
• there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• Navigation without map or compass
• Are apples, or a woman, so far from your reality?
• Do similar pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
• I need your pain or I will not live
• The Vortex, or the authoritarian Singularity
• The popcorn button is the pinnacle of human technology
• LSD on payphone buttons
• Complicated

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