Findings:

• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• My liver is eaten by vultures.
• Chased by bears
• Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Accidental death odds
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• Grizzly Bear
• Dreams of Being Eaten Alive
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• Exit, pursued by a bear
• Being licked to death by kittens
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• Being betrayed by one's own body
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• The Wild Colonials
• Grizzly Bear scat
• eaten by the bat, glorious and beautiful
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• on being hit by lightning
• The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
• The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
• Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• California Grizzly Bear
• rusty feathers, wings of murky steel eaten clean by age
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Brexit, Pursued by a Bear (e2poll)
• Punk Ass and the Grizzly Bear
• Grizzly Bear (user)
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• It sucks not being a bear.
• bear
• Yogi Bear
• Bears
• Smokey the Bear
• Smokey the Bear Sutra
• Smokey Bear
• Teddy bear
• right to bear arms
• Polar bear
• Paddington Bear
• Chicago Bears
• Jack the Bear
• Go Bears!
• right to keep and bear arms
• Fozzie bear
• drop bear
• Fozzy Bear
• The Hair Bear Bunch
• The Heavy Bear
• Gummi bears
• bear raid
• Bear Hugging a Tree
• Clan of the Cave Bear
• cookie bear
• Grin and bear it
• bear rug
• Adventures of the Gummi Bears
• The Bear FAQ
• bear market
• Brown Bear
• Panda Bear
• da bear(s) (user)
• Right to arm bears
• Don't feed the bears
• plastic bears
• The Lassoed Bear
• Nookie Bear
• Birds, Bags, Bears, and Buns
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• Bear Bryant
• Rupert Bear
• bear attack
• Sitting in a corner, not thinking of a pink bear
• the one about the teddy bears
• There's a bear outside the tent!
• Muddy Bears
• Songs For Polar Bears
• Lord Bear (user)
• masturbating bear
• Bull vs. bear market
• The Bear and the Dragon
• No knowledge is too much to bear
• bears (user)
• Teddy bear tender and tragically hip
• Golden Bears
• The few slogans I bear
• Camping in bear country
• Why Smokey Bear was wrong
• Friend Bear
• Sylvie and Bruno: A Jester and a Bear
• bi-polar bear
• Why don't polar bears eat penguins?
• Ye Olde White Bear
• They Fight the Invisible Bears
• Bear Love
• bear protection suit
• blue-eyed polar bear
• The Bear Song
• story of the bear and the rabbit
• Sugar Bear
• The Bear's Head
• The first bear I ever saw
• Where are those polar bears getting all that Coca-Cola?
• Big Bear
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• Keesh the Bear Hunter
• bear bag
• Our Share of Night to Bear
• Smarter than the average bear
• The Dragon and the Bear
• bear's cage
• william bear (user)
• Bear Trap (user)
• The right to bear arms
• bear market rally
• bear box
• bear can
• Newark Bears
• The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams
• spectacled bear
• sloth bear
• TT the Bear's Place
• Sir Sufud and the bear
• Raddington Bear
• Tunnel Bear
• B.J. and the Bear
• Goldilocks and the Three Bears
• The Willow Wren and the Bear
• Pooh Bear (user)
• bear up
• Sleeping Bear Dunes National Lakeshore
• Bear bells
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• Honey for the Bears
• Benjamin Bear
• The Bear (user)
• Care Bears
• Bentley Bear
• Morris Bear Squire
• A Swarm of Syllables, and Paddington Bear
• Bear Cave
• Boris the Bear
• Killing a polar bear without a rifle
• Jeremy the Bear
• honey bear
• Ed Bear (user)
• Spirit bear
• Country Bears
• Bear's Grease
• When the Bear And the Fox Shared a Field
• The straw bear of Whittlesea
• Bear River massacre
• Polar Bear Diamonds
• gummi bear (user)
• Lessons of the Bear: Totemic Techniques for Effective Inter-Office Communication
• Brother Bear
• JEFF bear (user)
• Barney Bear
• cutie bear (user)
• Bianca and the Little Blue Bear
• Setting Free the Bears
• Polar Bear Club
• My great-grandmother and the bear
• Why the Bear Has No Tail

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