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• Anybody Out There?
• An open letter to all the lousy fathers out there
• Some things that fly there be
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• There need to be more powers
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Somewhere, there's a universe with your name on it, spelled out in consecutive constellations
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Be a problematic duck over there
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• There's husbandry in heaven; their candles are all out.
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• There can be only one
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Out There Live
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• Somewhere Out There
• How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
• all the cute guys will be there
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• There Is a Light that Never Goes Out
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• There needs to be a man page for females
• Starving in the greenhouse
• There is a Space Between your Shoulders where your wings used to be
• out there
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• There Will Be Blood
• Is there anybody out there?
• Are You Out There?
• Is anyone out there?
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• you had to be there
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Be Careful What You Study Too Closely
• there will be a last
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• Be there or be square
• They really are some out there
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Who Will Be There
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• Be careful and don't fall down
• There will be no more stories to read
• There are a million girls like me out there
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• There ought to be limits to freedom
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• The end will be a sellout
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• There are times when they seem to be right
• You are nice... be careful with that
• Out here on the perimeter, there are no stars
• Where's the kaboom?
• Surgeons must be very careful
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• There will never be another you
• Be careful what you wish for
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Be careful where you put your laptop
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• There will be time
• There is some place I need to be
• bes (user)
• Smile! It's good to be irritating once in a while
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• Careful Cunning and On
• dry out
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Find an out
• Out of Cheese Error
• Experimental treatment for sick hamsters
• Get out of jail free card
• masturbating right after working out
• suss out
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• matter out of place
• Getting the most out of SETI@Home on your Mac
• Watching the stars go out
• Slut Manifesto, Part 2: Systems In and Out
• out of sample testing
• Squeezing Out Sparks
• Hold out a handful of dirt and watch it fall
• opt out
• bug out bag
• Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom Prologue
• So sick my follicles are crying out in pain
• Jesus driving out the Temple moneychangers
• The papers in my book that fall out every time it's opened and every child shouting in the store that I refuse to acknowledge every day
• Locked Up and Locked Out
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• On the inside looking out
• there's a first time for everything
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• There was a time when I was a better person
• There are no facts
• There's the door policy
• I wonder if there is a God
• There is no midterm in this class
• Not to be taken internally
• there is truth in the stereotype
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• There's a wrinkle in the sky today
• There is no c in Rishi
• Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
• Going There
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• So there is death in my voice; what of it?
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• There is a true and sincere friendship between you both
• Dreamer, never learned to be ambitious
• Counting proof that there are infinitely many prime numbers
• I should be able to remember your face
• There is good rap music
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• There were no clouds. I prayed for lightning.
• Be gentle with me
• apart from the shade which it offered, there was also the possibility of "French kissing"
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• There ain't no justice
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• There is evil in the world
• lost, or trying to be
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• Be you drunken ceaselessly
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• Goops and How to be Them
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Pretending to be Webster 1913 to score at parties
• I used to be racist
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• The Lines That Used To Be
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• to be honest
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• Kid, be a kid
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• I'll be waiting for you in heaven... with a gun
• Don't Be Evil
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• I just want to be a drummer

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