Findings:

• At least I didn't have to pay...
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Dear Doctor, I have Read your Play
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• I didn't always have this cool job
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Finding myself easily read, I wait for the explicit translation
• I have to catch myself around you
• At least I have something to show for my awkward days
• Too Long, Didn't Read
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Didn't Poe teach you never to talk to strangers
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• They didn't have the heart
• I have thrown myself free of the yoke of arrogance.
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• a dozen books I should have read you
• i did that on purpose. i didn't have to miss.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I have freed myself from corporate advertising
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• I didn't change anything!
• didn't
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Oh boner, you didn't whiz on Old Glory, did you?
• Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• Which part of I don't understand didn't you understand?
• Let's not, and say we didn't
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• I didn't make the cut for synchronized swimming
• I didn't know what to say
• We didn't cross the border; the border crossed us.
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• Live Era '87-'93
• Political Parties that didn't quite make it
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Don't say I didn't warn you
• The drugs that didn't ease the pain
• The note I didn't give to the woman in the bookstore
• We Didn't Go to Harvard
• I Didn't Know
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• The Old Man I didn't see die
• Why didn't you just get a dog?
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• I didn't say he ate your dog
• And They Didn't Die
• She didn't believe in transcendence
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• she didn't believe in kissing outside of art
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• Why didn't Jesus remind you
• Redundancy in DNA
• It didn't work, Granberg!
• The pictures that I didn't take
• How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
• I didn't say you stole my watch
• Warning signs that you may not have chosen the right title (collaboration)
• We Didn't Start the Fire
• What she didn't say
• It's a good thing they didn't start the fire in the library
• She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
• We Didn't Stir the Nodegel
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
• You didn't feel anything, did you
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I never metajoke I didn't like
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• I didn't want to know that
• Things Didn't go Differently
• the nodeshell that didn't want to be rescued
• the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
• The cat that didn't want to be rescued
• Plus, the poem didn't rhyme and it fit on one page.
• What Darwin Didn't Know
• as if he didn't exist
• Don't care didn't care
• I didn't smoke THAT much
• She didn't know what outside was anymore.
• the lady from Iowa didn't either
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• It’s herself she didn’t love
• I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
• Why We Didn't Become Physicists - Tarantula Season: Prophesy
• Why We Didn't Become Physicists
• Didn't it Rain
• It didn't matter what star it came from, just the familiar warmth of the sunlight on his face
• we didn't know then that we were making memories
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• i remember the first time that i fell; i didn't understand it at the time
• We saved each other, didn't we?
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• of what Anatoly Dyatlov knew, and what he didn't know
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun

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