Findings:

• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• They will not be named!
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• node that will be my legacy
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• I fear I will be nothing
• Will I cease to be
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Any song can be a love song
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• I will be light
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• I will be your young sinner
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• all the cute guys will be there
• You will be assimilated
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• The television will not be revolutionized
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• My RPG will be a work of art
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• If it be your will
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Everything will be alright
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• Carl Everett
• Boys will be boys
• Even the dead will not be safe
• the world will be remade in our image
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Peace be upon him
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• The secret mission of E2 is to train us to be reference librarians
• The revolution will not be televised
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• Any poet can be a computer. Any computer can be a poet.
• The Revolution will be televised
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• There will never be another you
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• There will be no more stories to read
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• I will always be in the details
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• there will be a last
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• There Will Be Blood
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• Someday, I will be strong
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Will I be given that chance?
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• What life after death will really be like
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• There will be time
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• I will always be weird inside
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• Who Will Be There
• The end will be a sellout
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• On the comet there will be much pie
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Marks which will never be broken
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Let Us Be Merry Before We Go
• The revolution will not be webcast
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• I will be in my trailer!
• Which is not to be found in our obituaries
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• The next life will be better
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?

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