Findings:
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
- Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
- All good men are either gay or married
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- the city means you let a lot of things go or you die in an alley
- Join or Die
- The sort of person who watches porn for the romance
- Live Free Or Die!
- being close to another person
- Marry, fuck, or kill?
- Answers to a Young Person's Questions on 9/11/01
- ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
- Speak English or Die
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
- Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
- Girl gangstas
- Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
- A day when no child is murdered or dies of hunger or preventable disease
- The Young Boys Who Met Trolls in Hedal Forest
- The Young Person's Guide to the Orchestra
- Advice to a Young Person
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
- Read Or Die : The TV Series
- Do It or Die
- if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
- Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
- I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
- Maybe you remember being this young and being invincible
- My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
- The Man Who Grew Young
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- Only the good die young
- The die is cast, you will cut the mustard or face the music
- we who are about to die salute you
- People who don't smoke will never die
- The bored who complain
- Die Hard 4.0: Live Free or Die Hard
- It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
- Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Die, Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Live Forever
- I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
- Vote or Die
- Pointless Reflections on Being a Terrible Person for No Reason
- Eigenvalues of idempotent matrices are either 0 or 1
- The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
- Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
- I Married a Strange Person!
- Either/Or
- Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest? Part 2
- A Respectful Ode to a Person of Indeterminate or Irrelevant Gender
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- Slaveowner or Slave liberator -- who burns in Hell?
- Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
- Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
- Is this a cocoon or a tomb? Each comes with the risk of secretly being the other.
- It's like trying to describe colors to a person who's blind
- the person who loves to learn
- Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
- For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
- How to become a person who eats vegetables
- To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
- Epitaph of a Young Poet Who Died Before Having Achieved Success
- On being the first person to finish a test
- Young Persons Railcard
- Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse
- Ruminations on being lost in a foreign country as a young boy
- Eduardo Kac's GFP Bunny, a work of transgenic art, or, It's not easy being green
- hydrate or die
- Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
- Why I was convinced I would die young
- Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
- I must die or be better
- Live Free or Die
- funny fat guy who dies
- Skate or Die
- Being married to your best friend
- Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
- Read or Die
- Root pig or die
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- Vote Or Die (e2poll)
- Live or Die
- A man who will not die for something is not fit to live
- Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
- The First Time I Saw a Person Die
- you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
- 100% of people who don't smoke, die
- Too Old to Rock 'N Roll, Too Young To Die
- Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
- Swimming pool injury
- The manner of drinking and spitting is either hard or soft
- You're either with us or you're against us
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- To dance or to die
- either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
- Either a Ravine or a Precipice
- You're either a patriot or a terrorist
- Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire?
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- Whom to marry or not to marry
- Either everyone deserves or no one does
- Very emotional people are either psychotic or sincere
- Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story
- fuck me and marry me young
- Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
- Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest?
- On Being the one who goes away
- How to marry a Japanese person
- You, standing
- Where have all the cute young nurses gone?
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- Who sees the most beautiful stars, the poet or the astronomer?
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- Am I a butterfly dreaming I am a person? Or a bowling ball dreaming I am a plate of sashimi?
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- The Hare Who Got Married
- To withhold forgiveness from a person is like drinking poison and waiting for them to die.
- There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- An hour later, I swing my leg over his and we dream of being young
- The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
- What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
- I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
- person, place or thing
- If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
- in love with being in love
- Two Golden Rules of Being a Woman
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- what does being a sociological researcher entail?
- being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
- there's good and bad in being a database administrator
- Being rejected by someone you really respect
- The joy of Being a Technician
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
- Why are chimneys being demolished?
- when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
- Florida being promoted for its hockey
- she being Brand
- Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
- The trials and tribulations of being an E-mail technical support representative
- On being the Older Woman
- Imagine if you achieved a higher state of being from the Weather Channel
- Things I hate about being a conservative Republican
- Being the outsider at a party
- Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
- On the topic of being alone
- Great Chain of Being
- Adolescents: Beings of inherent evil
- Being with an older woman
- In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
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