Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "a 16-year-old should never have to curl up and sob because of what his mother says to him"

• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• I never heard him say "I love you"
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• I should have kissed him, of course.
• because I have given up any care
• His mother is slowly killing him.
• You want that I should rough him up?
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Curled up on the brown carpet together, jewels in squalor
• Movies that should have been books first
• Questions we will never have answers to
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• What do I have of my mother's?
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• you have never been safe
• Because I say so
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Using a command line
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
• Does the sun have a mother?
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I have never
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• consoles should have trackballs
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I Think I Should Have Loved You
• Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I Have Never Known a World
• a dozen books I should have read you
• Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• I married him because he was not mean
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• Supposing that I should have the courage
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• Because it all burns up
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• Theaters should not have exit signs
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• Curled up temporal dimensions
• just because they never bothered to really do
• the dreams that should have died
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• God exists and I have him trapped in a box in my basement
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• His actions have already scarred American history.
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• Shouldn't Have Said That I should NOT have said that
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• The Witch King of Angmar should not have touched the earth
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• I have too much to say
• Baptist fear of dancing
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Sometimes the apathy she saw made her want to curl up and cry
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Curl Up and Dye
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• I grew up in a non-racist environment because of the efforts of racists.
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Something I Can Never Have
• Because Up Yours, Deer Man!
• People have fucked up before
• Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• That which I should have done I did not do
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• I should have danced with you
• Could have beens, should have beens
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• Books Hazelnut Read Because You Should Also (category)
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• Tools everyone should have
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• I have no memory of my Mother
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
• I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• I have made up a name for my disease
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• Have Your Say
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you

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