Findings:
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- The Man and His Wife
- The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
- chapters marked by love notes from another man's wife
- Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
- look closely: a thousand words I'll never say to you
- Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
- Mr. Mahoney and His Christian Wife
- Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
- The doctor said his patience is wearing thin, and his patients are getting fat
- England expects that every man will do his duty
- Never pick a fight with a dead man.
- He had something to say. He said it.
- "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
- Going Where No Man Should Go
- A mace to the face keeps every man in his place
- Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
- The Man With the Child in His Eyes
- His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
- I will never take a man underwear shopping
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- The Man with the Flower in his Mouth
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- why you should never be a referee
- Things you should never do with chopsticks
- On feeling haunted by words which were never said
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- Never say die
- How Man creates his Gods
- A man with a tapeworm up his nose
- A man's got to know his limitations
- Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
- No obstacle can overcome the spirit of a man determined to choke his chicken
- YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
- Repent, Harlequin! Said the Tick-Tock Man
- some of the pain that she endures would bring a strong man to his knees
- The man of his times
- A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
- man and wife
- Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- The death of a man I had never known
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- The night I saw a man get his head blown off
- Man Will Never Fly Memorial Society
- They say you're a man with true grit.
- Love means never having to say you're sorry
- if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
- Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
- I never thought I'd have something to say
- I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
- and the moment we said we're not giving up is the moment we knew we'd never stop
- never say anything you do not understand. you will quickly find the path to truth.
- Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- The Old Man and his Grandson
- Kissing a man all over his face
- Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
- The Fisherman and His Wife
- Tucker: The Man And His Dream
- Did Nixon beat his wife?
- Ani and his wife Tutu play senet in the Other World
- The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
- A man and his own face
- The Nice Painter and his Wife
- The Huntsman's Letter To His Wife
- A man's home is his castle
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- Is Death of a Salesman a tragedy and Willy Loman a tragic hero, or is his death merely the pathetic demise of a small man
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- My man was shot for his sheep coat
- God comments his code, you should too
- I killed a man with his own stomach
- The old man and his bottle of spirits
- The Man Who Never Sleeps
- if a bird is never free from his cage, then his world is only his name
- A chained man need only shut his eyes to make the world explode.
- The fact of a man being a poisoner is nothing against the quality of his prose.
- never trust a minty brained man
- The Old Man and His Big Toe
- And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
- A Man Said to the Universe
- Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
- John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
- "Think as I think," said a man
- Sore throat cure
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- A Conversation Between Danton, Robespierre, Napoléon, Chabert, and his wife
- Never Trust a Man Who Wears White Shoes
- Never Say Never Again
- Seven words you can never say on television
- The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
- In his autumn before the winter comes man's last mad surge of youth
- It is not good that the man should be alone
- Names that should never be given to important files
- ".Sony" and the reason why you should never type it
- Things Never to say to your kids
- They say it's never too late
- Never Yawn or Say A Commonplace Thing
- Abbey Road should never be played on random
- What is and what should never be
- Men should never call themselves feminists
- He never killed a man that did not need killing.
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- Things I never dare say
- They say you never forget your first (e2poll)
- some say he was never here at all
- I never heard him say "I love you"
- Shouldn't Have Said That I should NOT have said that
- Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
- What tech support reps should not say to customers
- Front porch, what should have been said
- Love is never having to say you're sorry
- What everyone should know about the first man in space
- The Biologist's Valediction to His Wife
- Blind man tying his shoes
- Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
- his
- Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
- On His Blindness
- Augie van Smith blushed and wiped chocolate off his lips
- His Serene Highness Prince Rainier III
- The General in his Labyrinth
- The Fisherman and His Nets
- Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew
- Touch the Hem of His Garment
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- The Ass and His Shadow
- The Ass and His Masters
- The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
- The Ass and His Purchaser
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
- pull the steel wool over his eyes
- His Royal Highness
- Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
- Phosphor reading by His own Light
- up his own arse
- How Pac-Man got his name
- His mournful lamenting, like smoke on the mountains
- i like his madness
- Then I poked him in his sunburn
- Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
- river, in all his innocent beauty and home in hers
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Zuigan calls his own master
- Tokusan holds his bowl
- Saturn Devouring His Children
- The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
- His Majesty the Scarecrow
- My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
- And then I broke his nose
- The Colour Of His Voice
- Yes, I put Nair in his shampoo
- In His Own Image
- 32 Reasons Andrew Deserves His Door
- When the foeman bares his steel
- I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- I saw his round mouth's crimson
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- G-8 and his Battle Aces
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- A depressed Lincoln avoids talk of his broken engagement, January 20, 1841
- Lincoln still melancholy over his broken engagement, January 23, 1841
- Reigns Of Tacitus, Probus, Carus And His Sons
- Reigns Of Tacitus, Probus, Carus And His Sons II
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