Findings:

• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Advice I have been given about girls
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The path we have been walking
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Names have been changed
• you would have been
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Could I Have Been?
• And All That Could Have Been
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• How long have you been in love with her?
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Movies that should have been books first
• It could have been me
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• Front porch, what should have been said
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Have you been a dad today?
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I have always been burning
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• The way things have always been done
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• AES may have been broken
• I could have been one of a two
• I know I have been dreaming
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• I have just been shot
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• I appear to have been misinformed
• What Might Have Been
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• I may or may not have been naked
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• you have never been safe
• What have you been smoking?
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Angels We Have Heard On High
• Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• consoles should have trackballs
• Kids have no concept of time
• The Universe intended for us to have biscuits
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• While you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• Jeeves! Have this puny billionaire thrown out IMMEDIATELY!
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• we have sought the ugliest things
• And What Have You Done With My Body God?
• Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
• when all the white horses have broken free
• Have a Safe Flight
• always remember this about the rules you have learned
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• I've been mentally masturbating for weeks
• My dog has been stolen
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• It's been years since we were born
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• forewarned is forearmed
• institutions have lives of their own
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Animals people have sex with
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• You seek not what you have found
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• old computers have a hunger for flesh
• I have lost my power
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• I have memories of the sky
• Always have a backup
• for colored girls who have considered suicide/when the rainbow is enuf
• The choice you have to make
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• The days of wonder have come at last
• Sometimes you have to dance with a watermelon
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• You, standing
• have (user)
• She Will Have Her Way
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I have made up a name for my disease
• airliners that have gone supersonic and survived
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• So couch, I hear you've been sleeping with her
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• Why males have nipples
• I have Jesus in my asshole, does that count?
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Dogs that have owned me
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Cats don't have brakes
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• Words Have No Meaning
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Gnutella users have poor taste in film
• How to "Have People"
• Astro City #5
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• I must have waited all my life for this
• Have You Fed the Fish?
• They could have saved Kevin
• Why'd you have to go and remember THAT?
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• Cows Have Very Stupid Eyes
• Words have power
• I might have, once.

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