Findings:
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- People don't flail when they die
- You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
- I don't want to die
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- You're a poet and you don't even know it
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- Only when you're older
- What happens when a Pope dies
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
- Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- I don't mind it when authors take their time
- Where people go when people die
- Vegetables don't come when you call
- When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
- I'll explain it when you're older
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- When celebrities die
- Old video games don't die
- just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
- When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- And When I Die
- Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
- if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- You know you're a geek when...
- I miss you when you're away. Please go.
- Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
- When you're alone
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- What will happen to me, when you die?
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- When you're loving me, I love you most
- You're pretty when you cry
- When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
- it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
- "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
- What happens when a Frank Perdue dies
- 100% of people who don't smoke, die
- When a whale dies
- I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Swing when you're winning
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
- When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
- When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
- People who don't smoke will never die
- You're pretty when you're quiet
- What To Expect When You're Expecting
- when you're ready to touch me again
- remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
- Sex starts when you're standing up
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- when someone you disliked dies
- When you kill people they die
- Don't let me die nervous
- When you grow up, your heart dies
- When true love dies, there are no paparazzi
- You live and you learn, and if you don't learn you still die
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams?
- Is it finished when you die?
- Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
- Get vaccinated. Don't die.
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- I just don't know when to quit.
- imagine that when you die you relive the last few seconds of your life
- Stoned music memories
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
- beside a moon that don't know when to quit
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- Don't lick stuff when it's cold
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- evil triumphs when men don't do good
- i don't love e2. i love when it touches the ideal.
- don't hesitate when small obstacles appear
- Time flies when you're having fun
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- When you're home alone
- When you're dead, you're dead
- You're never around when I need you
- When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
- Sing when you're winning
- Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- You know you're in the SCA when
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- You don't know what you're missing without me
- What happens when we die?
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- You know you're blacked out when...
- When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- Time stands still when you're in the tube
- When You're Evil
- What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
- There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
- When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
- When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
- When I Die
- December 31, 1999
- Dream Log: January 31, 2000
- Ezekiel 31
- March 31, 2000
- Dream Log: March 31, 2000
- Psalm 31
- Baltimore 311 pilot project
- Guidelines for using the 311 non-emergency number
- Teach Yourself Scheme: 3.1 Procedures
- The Adventures of Tom Sawyer - Chapter 31
- They can see that you're missing something inside
- The Travels of Sir John Mandeville: Chapter 31
- Emma - Chapter 31
- May 31, 2001
- Dream Log: May 31, 2001
- Mansfield Park - Chapter 31
- July 31, 2001
- Dream Log: July 31, 2001
- August 31, 2001
- Dream Log: August 31, 2001
- DOS 3.1
- October 31
- October 31, 2001
- Dream Log: October 31, 2001
- December 31
- December 31, 2001
- Dream Log: December 31, 2001
- Mencius VIIa: 31
- Mencius VIIb: 31
- Mencius IVb: 31
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