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• Rape committed by women
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• And they all just stood and stared
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Some people feel the rain, others just get wet
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• Don't take sex too seriously
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• People don't flail when they die
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• The soul gets growing pains, too
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Women who want to fuck, just to pay the bills
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• Can we all just get along?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• emotions others don't get to see
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• just because they never bothered to really do
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• They don't touch me the same way
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Sometimes we dreamers just get in the way
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• Clearly I am just too stupid to take the SAT II's
• Let's get just one thing straight
• They just kind of went away
• They say it's never too late
• They don't know what they're missing
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Don't blame Eve, she's just a rib
• I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• why don't you just?
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Women you know you should just walk away from
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• Good thing they were just typewriters
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• Don't buy the champagne just yet
• Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• What happens when you get too lonely
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• They mass produce plastic women
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• Can't we all just get along?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
• They managed to get to the moon despite it
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Stoned music memories
• Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
• Old men never die, they just spout poetry
• They don't understand my tea
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Just don't expect me to understand
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• sam, they dont liste (user)
• We get too tense when we drive
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• A reason to drink
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• I don't get many things right the first time
• Don't write love letters to women unless you are dating them
• Why didn't you just get a dog?
• How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• They Don't Want Me
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• i'm tired, not of you, but just tired, and i dont know why
• Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• Today, just for once
• More than just a song
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• Just Add Water (user)
• Just a flight in the clouds
• Just as well I came along
• Standardbred
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• just a guy_root (category)
• I just wanna rock and never stop
• Let's just say it takes a certain amount of consumer zeal.
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• The fire wagons kept coming, the snipers just wouldn't let 'em put it out
• How Much for just the Planet?
• Intellectual Rape
• Camille Paglia, date rape, and me
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• Maybe they heard you scream.
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• An introduction to my inside selves as they say goodbye
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• So they caught Saddam Hussein
• Do they care it's Christmas time?
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Too Many Daves
• Don't
• Not too far back in time
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Perils of being too good at your job
• I can hear your thoughts much too clearly
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I have too many clothes
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• Thinking too much
• If you don't want thorns, choose roses

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