Findings:

• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Have Your Say
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Don't say I didn't warn you
• heart attack
• Heart, have no pity
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• My mission is noble, my heart is pure. I have nothing to fear.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Baptist fear of dancing
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• You don't have to remember my name
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• No, I don't have channel 11
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Don't say yes if you can't say no
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Wrinkled earlobes are a sign of impending heart attacks
• Her heart's too real to not have its own beat
• What Say We Have a Go
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• Baptist jokes
• Cats don't have brakes
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Stoned music memories
• A reason to drink
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• You Don't Say
• Don't fear, Dear Heart.
• How to tell if you're having a heart attack
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• I don't have a television set
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• I don't have the time
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• I have too much to say
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Heart attack on a plate
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• How to survive a heart attack when alone
• tell me what you have in your heart
• They didn't have the heart
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Tendrils that strangle the heart I no longer have
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I have a punklin and you don't
• "Don't worry," he says
• So you don't have to
• Don't Say You Love Me
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Don't say no
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• Don't say the B-word
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• You don't have any real problems
• don't say the words
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Dying of a heart attack at the cinema
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• don't wear your heart on the soles of your feet
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• you don't know my heart
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in her heart.
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• you don't have to do this
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Heart Attack Grill
• Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• You have a heart of ultimate and universal fear
• Attacked by ninjas, you say?
• Tetris Attack
• When Animals Attack
• leapfrog attack
• 3D Ant Attack
• perversion attack
• French Attack Monkeys
• Israeli DoS attack on Hizbulla and PA sites
• 688 Attack Sub
• Attack of the neighbors from next door!
• if you need another, say you need another
• The Dalai Lama's response to terrorist attacks on the United States
• Pat Robertson on the Terrorist Attack
• Falwell, Robertson & the Terrorist Attack
• Scientology's reaction to the WTC attack
• Spitfire Attack
• Shark Attack
• Fidel Castro's Response to the September 11th Attacks
• Summary of evidence against Osama bin Laden in 9/11 terror attacks
• Osama Bin Laden's response to the attacks on Afghanistan

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