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what the fuck am I supposed to do?
Where do young men go to dissipate?
Where do butterflies go when it rains?
Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
Where do they go? (The words unsaid)
Where do memories go to sharpen their daggers?
Where Do You Go To (My Lovely)?
Where do disappearing socks go?
Where I go when I masturbate
When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
Where do discarded return values from functions really go?
Where do you want to go today?
Where do we go from here?
Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
Where did you go? Out. What did you do? Nothing.
Fuck it, we'll do it live!
How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
Where do you consider Home?
Where the stars do drown
Where the hell do you think you're going today?
Where do I begin?
It's 6:00 server time, do you know where your node is?
It's Ten O'Clock Do You Know Where Your Children Are
Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are
A yin yang with smiley faces where the dots should go
Where do you draw the line?
Craving a smoke
Movies where people do 31337 h4x0RiNg on a Macintosh PowerBook
Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
Where do babies come from?
Where do these girls come from these days? Some finishing school in the desert?
I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
Where do you run to?
Do you know where your children are?
I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
u can go suck a fuck (user)
I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about?
Go where there is no snow
Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
Where people go when people die
To boldly go where no one has gone before
I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
I am listening to hear where you are
How do astronauts go to the bathroom?
Why do you insist in shoving that steak in my face?
Go the Fuck to Sleep
Where My Books Go
do not let the sun go down on your anger
I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about? (category)
Where to go swimming in the Rhine
I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
Where Go the Boats?
Where whores go to die
where am i 7 (user)
i am always awake. what do you require of me?
Where am I again?
Where I am weak, you are strong; where you are weak, I am strong.
I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
Do not go gentle into that good night
Sweetest Love, I Do Not Go
Where Am I (user)
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
The crazy things we do to keep ourselves sane
We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
No matter where you go, there you are
i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
I do not fit in; I am not alone
I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
Go fuck yourself
I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
Going Where No Man Should Go
just like the seed, i don't know where to go
Where the Ghosts Go
I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
Stop reading this and go do something constructive
Where Did The Days Go?
Going to a movie on the opening night
Do not speak. I am in music.
I am in a metal band. What do I name it?
Where am I going, and what am I doing in this handbasket?
what am i here to do?
Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
How to do the fabled cute face!
Boobies do not make the world go round
Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
Do all soldiers go to hell?
Why do you keep banging your head against the wall?
Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.
Do you know how smart I am in Spanish?
I am the god of fuck!
Why do I keep turning down sex?
Do not pass go.
How much cash do you keep at home? (e2poll)
Duke, let's go do some crimes
Go and do
how far do you want to go?
all we can do is keep moving forward
old chestnut: where did the other square go?
Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
You can't tell sleep where to go
Fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling.
answer: where did the other square go?
Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
Where to go for help with punctuation
To boldly go where no man has gone before
Go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut
Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
Something you definitely do not want on your face
Where plastic bags go to die
Where does the song go when the needle is lifted?
I hold you where no one else can go
in a world where the bar keeps seeming to be lower, where stupidity has got a foothold, there is room for excellence and uncompromising vision
You wanna go where everybody knows your name
Where does the laughter go?
the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
Where in the web am I?
Fun things to do in Idaho
Chung Do Kwan
What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
and if you do, take pictures
do not disturb
Do bad laws cause lack of respect for the law?
I do not see her
I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
DOS Requester
What You do While I Slumber
there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
What do we do?
What do you want in life, Hal?
What do you think?
61 things to do with an AOL CD
Damned if you do, damned if you don't
Sim sala bim bamba sala do sala dim
Don't do anything I wouldn't do
what you do
Why do geeks love Robert Heinlein?
What level do we learn fireball?
What to do about trolls
Do I dare to eat a peach?

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