Findings:

• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• When I was 9
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• When touch was simple
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• When I Was Cruel
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• When I Was a Lad
• When she was bad
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• When I was young
• When I was five
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• Back when our blood was still warm
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• man when you are telling me how it was
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
• When our word was iron
• where was your heart when we needed it most?
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• When I was your age
• Some time when I was a teenager
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Back when grunge was still cool
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• When I was ten years old
• When I Was a Boy
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• When I was Fair and Young
• When I was young Time had no wings
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• When I Was A Baby
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• When I Was a Babe
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• November 4, 1995
• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• And When The Sky Was Opened
• There was a time when I was a better person
• I remember when all this was trees
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• When Grandmother was finished with us
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• Remember when the modern prison system was considered progressive?
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• Manifesto of Futurist Painters
• Red House Painters
• To Cole, the Painter, Departing for Europe
• Lazy Line Painter Jane
• the painter's hands
• The Nice Painter and his Wife
• Kamaya Painters
• Painter's Toolkit
• A Painter of Our Time
• this is a commission for painters of:
• The Italian Primitive Painters, a lecture for Engineers
• I share with the painters the desire
• The Painter of Dead Women
• for the writers to stretch the seeds for the patient painters
• was
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• Was (Not Was)
• the seven hills of Rome
• No shit, there I was
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• There was once a Man
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• It was you, Atthis
• I was once stranded on a dessert island
• The day I realized what being alive was
• If Dr. Seuss Were a Tech Writer
• The world was designed for giant squid
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
• It was all God's fault
• It was not a dream
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• God was created in man's image
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
• Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• Cybersex before it was cool
• I was going to marry Marty
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
• I was looking for you
• I was searching glass
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• I was once stranded on a desert island
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• Why Socrates was really executed
• Imagine if your microwave was intelligent
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• Jerry Was a Race Car Driver
• Jesus was Mexican
• i like it when we talk about the deep stuff
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• i wonder if that was meant to console
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• Conrad's dirigible was tipping
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• What was left after the party
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• That Was The Week That Was
• if music were a woman
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• Jesus was a black man

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