Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "We should all be in straitjackets. Or rule the world. No middle ground exists."

• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• No threat should be taken lightly
• All Around the World or The Myth of Fingerprints
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Children should be seen and not heard
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Madmen have a world all their own
• Millenials All Want to be Celebrities
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• No one can be totally logical
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• we can't all be rock stars
• flowers come from the ground, where their souls are trapped all winter
• this is where we all came to be
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Food should not be luminous
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Funerals should be a celebration
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• All the Diamonds in the World
• we shall all be healed
• Of all the dorm rooms in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• Children are the same all around the world
• Indifferent to all the treasures of the world
• all life is no more than a match struck in the dark and blown out again
• No Sir! Nobody is driving, we're all in the back seat!
• The Epistemological Inquiry, or, Existence, at all
• heavy as it all may be and still take that step
• All will be well again in time
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• To be or not to be
• Farmers' Market
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• lost, or trying to be
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• no soul at all (user)
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• All I ever wanted to be
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• Twelve years dungeon. All of you. Dungeon. Seven years. No trials.
• there is no weight that can bury us beneath the ghost of all my guilt
• Are all good modern works of literature satire, dystopia or both?
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• All the darkness in the world cannot extinguish the light of a single candle.
• we can all just be around other people
• Onion ring to rule them all, Onion ring to fry them
• Should I be sorry?
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• why you should keep your bedroom tidy at all times
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• I should be able to remember your face
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• Ahh, to be young and in the Middle East in the summer!
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Automobile tire pressure
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Things every child should be taught
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• Laundry should be free
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• stupidity should be painful
• I should be running in the sunshine
• This poem can be put off no longer
• All the black jelly beans seem to be glued to the bottom of the bag
• Where have all the cute young nurses gone?
• All Killer No Filler
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES (document)
• We should all know what it is to hold death in our hands.
• all I want to be is holding your hand
• I tell no lies, it's all true, and more besides
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• There, in that wordless world surrounded by thick ice, I eventually lost all my strength. Bit by bit, bit by bit.
• Not all dirt roads are rally courses, or: Bambi meets WRX
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Reconstructing Literature or what to do with all of these penises
• To love and lose or not at all?
• all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
• The prettiest views are all from the ground up
• If infinite alternate Universes exist, then where are all the visitors?
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• All units be advised
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• like all the world is beautiful at once
• Perhaps I should take this as a lesson and end all loves with a Smith & Wesson.
• All primes greater than 3 are of the form 6k-1 or 6k+1
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• Can't we all just be friends?
• All good men are either gay or married
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
• all limitations must be overcome
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• They devour the frayed edges of the world, and all we hear is chitinous clicking from the darkness
• The world is all that is the case
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• some day we will all be gone
• show me what the world is all about
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Church of All Worlds
• Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• no words about nothing at all
• As I am. As I am. All or not at all.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• the world will be remade in our image
• Be a model or just look like one
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Should I be happy?

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