My secret agent secret love, don't be sad
They put out your name, it was just part of the game
Come with me, I'll take you far, far away
We'll go where the names are all different (the game's probably the same)
And we'll tell no one our names
They'll never learn out true aim
Come, come, Valerie Plame

Covertly you won my admiration
Covertly you've been an inspiration
Come away with me, Valerie Plame
Forget these guys and their game
You can even resume your covert operations
Can't you see my overt desperation?

For I can't take this B.S. any longer
The deceit
The lies
The shameless manipulation
The no-bid contracts -- Blackwater, Halliburton
The people above the law
The law of the jungle above the people's

Take me away, Valerie Plame
We won't tell any one our names
It won't be the same
It won't be the same
No, they'll never learn our true aim
This time they won't have Libby to frame
Come, come, Valerie Plame!

(Or next time your husband's on a yellowcake junket
And you need another body under the blanket
This vow I'll back -- no word to Novak)