Findings:

• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• Flagtown Halloween: Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Two
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• Several thousand years later and the angel was still as boring as sin
• This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
• you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
• two positives never make a negative
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• This will never happen
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• One Thousand Years of Darkness
• What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• I was never any good at maths at school
• Thousand year eggs
• Adventures in veterinary school: Year Two
• Three Years, Five Months and Two Days in the Life Of ...
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• What Happened to Our Two Travelers with Two Girls, Two Monkeys, and the Savages, Called Oreillons
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• I never thought it would be like this
• The Epidemic That Never Was
• Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
• a thousand years on the backs of paper elephants
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• What if it never happened?
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Covid after two years
• The day I was showering with two black men
• The distance between two atoms was the distance between 6 months ago and today
• Nimbus Two Thousand
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Why almost every node was written in the year 2000
• When I was ten years old
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• It was the year 2000. Nobody knew what was coming.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• What would happen to your beer in outer space?
• How it would happen
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• I never thought I would node this
• A thousand stories never told
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• Without tears, the soul would never know a rainbow
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• the little friendship that never was
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
• Cheer up luv, it might never happen
• Was this the face that launched a thousand ships
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• a weather report from five hundred thousand years ago?
• to be obscure in a thousand years
• Two Thousand Words
• My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
• a breath that lasts a thousand years
• when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
• a pitcher of beer was only two fifty
• Accidents Never Happen
• I wish I was a half of a two
• The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
• a ship's construct would never understand
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• Last year was always better
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• It was 30 years ago today, Miyamoto taught the kids to play... (e2poll)
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Would you love me if I was a worm
• If you told me this never happened
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• This essay was due a year ago
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• Hypotheticals for a popular future that might never happen (e2poll)
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• I was never broken
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• World War II never happened
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• The great E2 demonic invasion that never happened
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• leaving dust like unspoken years never to come
• Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
• look closely: a thousand words I'll never say to you
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• some say he was never here at all
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• in my own ocean the tide would never rise
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• Once every thousand years a little bird comes to this rock to sharpen its beak
• To A Poet A Thousand Years Hence
• Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• Two Thousand Maniacs!
• Two Thousand
• one, two, sixty thousand
• A day, a thousand years, a thousand generations.
• Nimbus Two Thousand and One
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• i'll meet you in another world, and hold you for a thousand years
• Two Years' Worth of Paperwork
• Two Years Before the Mast
• I would like to sit in a coffee shop with a notebook, two pens, a carton of cigarettes, and you
• The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
• All you ever did was let it happen
• Thousand Year Old Vampire
• the metabolism of a twenty two year old boy
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• yesterday i walked for two and a half hours and was baptized in the spirit
• Two Years Before the Masters
• I did come to love, in a thousand years; you did die, for love
• A Woman Who Never Was
• Video, or it never happened.
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• That Was The Year That Was
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• Something was about to happen.
• As It Happens
• What Happened to Cunegund, Candide, the Grand Inquisitor, and the Jew
• What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
• The Year of the Linux Desktop
• Whatever Happened to Mr. Garibaldi?
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• What Happened to the 56 Men Who Signed the Declaration of Independence
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
• The Dreadful Has Happened
• What's happened to Polytheism recently?
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• Level 2
• A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
• Everything happens now
• What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
• What happens in a car crash
• How could God let this happen?
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• No evil can happen

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