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(idea) by DMan (1.2 y) (print)   ?   1 C! I like it! Mon Jul 31 2000 at 7:37:45

Much like little kids go to the zoo to see the new and wonderful animals, people travel to human zoos outside their own to see new ways of interaction. In Shanghai, pale devils can be seen observing the locals (or transplants like me) eat stuff like snake, pigeon, rat, dog and cat, while they gutlessly gasp at our brave stomachs and refuse to participate. I've heard "barbarian" quite a few times, and it offended me. I can probably speak English better and have better table manners than those flower-shirted tourists, yet they call me a "barbarian"? Once I said "Excuse me?" in an American accent and they all scampered off.

Wide-eyed and dazzled, the tourists wander among the human zoo animals, observing the sights, living a slight mindfuck, but always disdaining from actual participation, because it is too strange for their hard-wired heads and their "Western" cultures. Soon, they get sick of the new scenery, and yearn for the old days and leave, having acquired the "been there, done that" bragging rights.

Some delve into new cultures, the backpackers, and enjoy the mindfuck to the full, a full "high", one might call it. They eat the strange animals, gesture like fools trying to imitate the animals, and sometimes live among them for a bit. Inevitably, they crash and burn when they realize that the culture here is the same old boring life routines as in America, just with less sugar. That's right, nobody lives on the Great Wall, except for the souvenir vendors. Off they go, back to America, disappointed with the lack of magic in travel, and return to their dreary lives, until the next opportunity for international mindfuck presents itself.


(idea) by everyone (3.5 wk) (print)   ?   I like it! Sun Mar 04 2001 at 16:55:46

A Child's Garden of Verses (1885)
by
Robert Louis Stevenson

Travel

I should like to rise and go
Where the golden apples grow;--
Where below another sky
Parrot islands anchored lie,
And, watched by cockatoos and goats,
Lonely Crusoes building boats;--
Where in sunshine reaching out
Eastern cities, miles about,
Are with mosque and minaret
Among sandy gardens set,
And the rich goods from near and far
Hang for sale in the bazaar;--
Where the Great Wall round China goes,
And on one side the desert blows,
And with the voice and bell and drum,
Cities on the other hum;--
Where are forests hot as fire,
Wide as England, tall as a spire,
Full of apes and cocoa-nuts
And the negro hunters' huts;--
Where the knotty crocodile
Lies and blinks in the Nile,
And the red flamingo flies
Hunting fish before his eyes;--
Where in jungles near and far,
Man-devouring tigers are,
Lying close and giving ear
Lest the hunt be drawing near,
Or a comer-by be seen
Swinging in the palanquin;--
Where among the desert sands
Some deserted city stands,
All its children, sweep and prince,
Grown to manhood ages since,
Not a foot in street or house,
Not a stir of child or mouse,
And when kindly falls the night,
In all the town no spark of light.
There I'll come when I'm a man
With a camel caravan;
Light a fire in the gloom
Of some dusty dining-room;
See the pictures on the walls,
Heroes fights and festivals;
And in a corner find the toys
Of the old Egyptian boys.


Public domain text taken from The Poets' Corner:
http://www.theotherpages.org/poems/rls02.html#1


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(idea) by Ahab (6.3 d) (print)   ?   I like it! Sat May 05 2001 at 16:00:41

I really like Thomas Swick's definition of travel:
Today I think of travel as anything that extends one's realm of experience or expands one's lexicon of acquired convictions and occurs beyond the backyard (this distinguishing it from reading).
From "Charmed Lives: Reflections of a Travel Editor on Abroad and Home"
The Oxford American. March/April 2001, p. 58.

Swick relays in his article a story about "traveling" to a friend's house, where the style of parenting was 180 degrees from anything he knew. In his mind, this was traveling to a foreign place as much as going to Paris.


(thing) by Randofu (1.8 y) (print)   ?   1 C! I like it! Wed Sep 26 2001 at 15:11:58

In basketball, traveling is a moving violation in which someone moves both feet without dribbling the ball. It is legal to move one foot (called a pivot), and in professional basketball often it is overlooked when used as a precursor to dunking, just because the masses are watching basketball to have fun, not to make sure that all the rules are followed precisely.

When a player is caught traveling, the ball is turned over to the opposing team, and one of their players takes it out of bounds.


(definition) by Webster 1913 (print) I like it! Wed Dec 22 1999 at 3:54:33

Trav"el (?), v. i. [imp. & p. p. Traveled (?) or Travelled; p. pr. & vb. n. Traveling or Travelling.] [Properly, to labor, and the same word as travail.]

1.

To labor; to travail.

[Obsoles.]

Hooker.

2.

To go or march on foot; to walk; as, to travel over the city, or through the streets.

3.

To pass by riding, or in any manner, to a distant place, or to many places; to journey; as, a man travels for his health; he is traveling in California.

4.

To pass; to go; to move.

Time travels in divers paces with divers persons. Shak.

 

© Webster 1913.


Trav"el (?), v. t.

1.

To journey over; to traverse; as, to travel the continent.

"I travel this profound."

Milton.

2.

To force to journey.

[R.]

They shall not be traveled forth of their own franchises. Spenser.

 

© Webster 1913.


Trav"el, n.

1.

The act of traveling, or journeying from place to place; a journey.

With long travel I am stiff and weary. Shak.

His travels ended at his country seat. Dryden.

2. pl.

An account, by a traveler, of occurrences and observations during a journey; as, a book of travels; -- often used as the title of a book; as, Travels in Italy.

3. Mach.

The length of stroke of a reciprocating piece; as, the travel of a slide valve.

4.

Labor; parturition; travail.

[Obs.]

 

© Webster 1913.


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