Two guys are sitting at a coffee shop in a deep discussion, here is their discussion:
Man1:Have you ever said anything to your wife that you wish you could take back?
Man2:Give me an example.
Man1:Okay. The other day, the wife and I are at the bus station for our trip. Instead of asking for two tickets to Pittsburgh, I asked for two tickets to Tittsburgh!
Man1: Jamie was pissed at me for the entire weekend.
Man2:I think I know what you mean. The other day, Alice and I were eating breakfast when I meant to ask for the sugar.
Man1: What did you say?
Man2: I told her "You ruined my life you fucking whore"