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A joke about dealing with people	Life in Fuckery	Welcome to heartache head	How to brush your teeth in a combat zone
The most Disappointing Joke Ever	Everything you just read is bullshit	Experimental philosophy with alcohol	Happy Birthday From Planet Motherfucker
You can't squeeze blood from a stone	Chased by a screaming hydrocephalic in a leopard-skin vest and a beehive hairdo	Philadelphia, Pennsylvania	Philadelphia
Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies	The fear of the LORD is the ending of freedom	I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?	no sense of direction yet still going somewhere
Life is hard	Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction	How to request that your writeup be deleted	e2 is turning me into an alcoholic
Fireflies are like stars on Earth	Teenage Wasteland	Capitalist Song	No Country for Old Men

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